And your arrogance reveals you to be an asshat.
10/2/2006 5:27:17 AM
Your stupidity precedes you with a foul stench that even permeates through the net.
10/2/2006 5:30:39 AM
Prince Macho Belly
So Jesus is sort of like Jack Webb on Dragnet?
10/2/2006 6:00:28 AM
Interrogator Jesus award?!
10/2/2006 6:31:31 AM
This reminds me of some sort of police or law movie scene.
10/2/2006 6:31:55 AM
Blame God telecommunication and engines. If it wasn't for those we would live our entire life in blissfull ignorance of the things that happen further than 50 kilometers away.
And if you don't know something exists, you can't do anything about it.
10/2/2006 6:42:55 AM
Actually, I'm going to ask Him why he didn't stop that stuff. And He better be very persuasive, I've had construction-yard fights with carpenters before. :P
10/2/2006 7:51:10 AM
Another heretic. Supposedly he made himself man to be more accessible but if you want to redefine it.........
10/2/2006 7:52:35 AM
\"I have a personal relationship with jesus, and believe me, he would NOT like you. You are way too arrogant. Why don't you just go and sit down.\"
10/2/2006 8:50:23 AM
It's \"precedes\", you imbecile. A \"proceed\" or \"to proceed\" are completely different things. The first thing fundies should do is learn how to write. Not one of them can write a proper sentence. It's absolutely incredible.
10/2/2006 9:19:15 AM
Jeesh, the anti-criticism people are out in force this month, and it's only the second day!
10/2/2006 10:48:57 AM
I like this approach to religion and faith: Shut up! Sit down! Don't ask questions!
10/2/2006 10:53:02 AM
And remember kids, waterboarding might sound like a fun day at the park, but Jevus has veys of makink you talk!
10/2/2006 12:34:36 PM
\"(I wonder what I'm going to tell Him when he asks . . . \"
\"Jesus asks the questions, not the other way around.\"
Well, yeah, that what he said. Try to keep up.
10/2/2006 12:50:03 PM
\"Your arrogance proceeds you\"
And your ignorance preceeds you
10/2/2006 5:54:22 PM
Napoleon the Clown
Ah yes, the old rule: Never question God. That way He doesn't have to worry about justifying the unjustifiable.
10/2/2006 8:59:30 PM
Jesus asks the questions, not the other way around.
Do I get to have a lawyer present?
10/2/2006 11:54:08 PM
Yeah, every fundie knows that abortion and homosexuality always trump genocide, murder, and rape.
10/3/2006 1:03:58 AM
What's the point of a supposidly all powerful, all knowing being who demands worship, frightens you into it, punishes you if you DON'T worship him, but won't step in and help with little things like genocide...well, except to demand more genocide, anyway. What's in it for us again to worship him?
10/3/2006 9:47:06 AM
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)
Says, the arrogant pot.
10/3/2006 10:31:39 AM
If Jesus had a twin, would they play good God, bad God?
10/6/2006 11:52:47 AM
Hey ethan, Jesus called. He said he doesn't want to be friends with you anymore becuase your a big butthead, and he wants his spiderman action figure back.
1/8/2008 6:59:42 AM
What'd I Do
But in that scenario, Jesus WAS asking the questions.
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