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#86401
Hadanelith
And your arrogance reveals you to be an asshat.
10/2/2006 5:27:17 AM
#86407
Julian
Your stupidity precedes you with a foul stench that even permeates through the net.
10/2/2006 5:30:39 AM
#86429
Prince Macho Belly
So Jesus is sort of like Jack Webb on Dragnet?
10/2/2006 6:00:28 AM
#86451
Cosmonaut X
Interrogator Jesus award?!
10/2/2006 6:31:31 AM
#86452
Ens
This reminds me of some sort of police or law movie scene.
10/2/2006 6:31:55 AM
#86461
NotMe
Blame God telecommunication and engines. If it wasn't for those we would live our entire life in blissfull ignorance of the things that happen further than 50 kilometers away.
And if you don't know something exists, you can't do anything about it.
10/2/2006 6:42:55 AM
#86512
mkb
Actually, I'm going to ask Him why he didn't stop that stuff. And He better be very persuasive, I've had construction-yard fights with carpenters before. :P
10/2/2006 7:51:10 AM
#86514
Matilde
Another heretic. Supposedly he made himself man to be more accessible but if you want to redefine it.........
10/2/2006 7:52:35 AM
#86548
Redhunter
\"I have a personal relationship with jesus, and believe me, he would NOT like you. You are way too arrogant. Why don't you just go and sit down.\"
10/2/2006 8:50:23 AM
#86561
The Jamo
It's \"precedes\", you imbecile. A \"proceed\" or \"to proceed\" are completely different things. The first thing fundies should do is learn how to write. Not one of them can write a proper sentence. It's absolutely incredible.
10/2/2006 9:19:15 AM
#86602
WritingIsMyReligion
Jeesh, the anti-criticism people are out in force this month, and it's only the second day!
10/2/2006 10:48:57 AM
#86608
Prager
I like this approach to religion and faith: Shut up! Sit down! Don't ask questions!
10/2/2006 10:53:02 AM
#86639
Julian
And remember kids, waterboarding might sound like a fun day at the park, but Jevus has veys of makink you talk!
10/2/2006 12:34:36 PM
#86645
Mister Spak
\"(I wonder what I'm going to tell Him when he asks . . . \"
\"Jesus asks the questions, not the other way around.\"
Well, yeah, that what he said. Try to keep up.
10/2/2006 12:50:03 PM
#86767
Lya Kahlo
\"Your arrogance proceeds you\"
And your ignorance preceeds you
10/2/2006 5:54:22 PM
#86830
Napoleon the Clown
Ah yes, the old rule: Never question God. That way He doesn't have to worry about justifying the unjustifiable.
10/2/2006 8:59:30 PM
#86937
Moe
Jesus asks the questions, not the other way around.
Do I get to have a lawyer present?
10/2/2006 11:54:08 PM
#86973
Berny
Yeah, every fundie knows that abortion and homosexuality always trump genocide, murder, and rape.
10/3/2006 1:03:58 AM
#87263
Nezu Chiza
What's the point of a supposidly all powerful, all knowing being who demands worship, frightens you into it, punishes you if you DON'T worship him, but won't step in and help with little things like genocide...well, except to demand more genocide, anyway. What's in it for us again to worship him?
10/3/2006 9:47:06 AM
#87274
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)
Says, the arrogant pot.
10/3/2006 10:31:39 AM
#89144
TheAmazingToby
If Jesus had a twin, would they play good God, bad God?
10/6/2006 11:52:47 AM
#377009
LadyDracula
Hey ethan, Jesus called. He said he doesn't want to be friends with you anymore becuase your a big butthead, and he wants his spiderman action figure back.
1/8/2008 6:59:42 AM
#1529196
What'd I Do
But in that scenario, Jesus WAS asking the questions.
4/19/2013 2:22:32 PM
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