[Replying to 'end times prophecies always around the corner']Axion, how are you are going to feel when all of us disappear from in front of your eyes in the Rapture? Will you believe the Bible then? Or will you just figure we pulled a parlor trick on you?
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If that happened, I'd probably be pretty convinced, but there's absolutely no credible reason to think that it ever will happen. You can't use something that hasn't happened yet as proof, moron!
People have been prophesying the End Times(tm) for more than the last 1000 years, so I'm not holding my breath.
If it were to happen, would it change my theological views? Probably not.
Hey, rubber chicken - in the event it does happen, can I come to the party?
Lets see this disappearance, then. I'm waiting...I mean after a couple millennia, it's BOUND to happen any second, right.
You're gonna leave?
cool...
deathbird: If it happens, big, big party at Cheezits place! bring extra beer and stuff.
Fuck it! lets all go and have a party round there anyway. If he complains we can just look at him and ask "Are you still here ? We thought you were leaving!"
I dont worship your god because what I read about him makes him a prick unworthy for worship..I could care less if he exists or not.
So, to answer your question..if all the wingnut evangelicals disapeared right in front of my eyes I would be partying for a week.
If it ever actually happens, then maybe I'd believe, doesn't mean I'd worship your god, since according to all the stuff you've said he's a jerk.
Too bad the Rapture is a bunch of extra-biblical crap.
which is *really* too bad as most of the rest of the population wishes you whacknuts would disappear.
How will you feel when the Fimbulwinter sets in and the frost giants return? Will you believe in Ragnarok then? Or will you just figure we pulled a parlor trick on you?
See, that's how stupid you sound to us.
cheezit, how are you going to feel lying on your deathbed and realizing that The Rapture didn't happen, probably never will happen, and that you wasted your life by centering it around a myth?
" how are you are going to feel when all of us disappear from in front of your eyes in the Rapture? Will you believe the Bible then? Or will you just figure we pulled a parlor trick on you?"
...or simply (*slams down wooden spoon *):
A Christian Jetpack! Bible-fuelled, so you can SOAR... up into the heavens; then receive your golden crown and your jewelled mansion. But it ain't gonna happen. Why? Because the only times the word 'Rapture' appears in the Bible have absolutely nothing to do with that part of Scripture - 1 Thessalonians 4:17 - the very basis of your eSCATology, (Manadga mizeria!): THINK ABOUT IT!?!!111ONE1eleventyone1
[/"Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen"]
...and thanks, er... (*Voice-over *) 'Yeheshkel Mizrahi' X3
Why should we believe you?
You're of Rapture Ready, The crowd that has accepted the concept and tied themselves to numerous dates. The end-time predictions have come and gone, there's been Soooo many of them and they've ALL BEEN WRONG.
You lot still follow the words of Pat Roberston, Falwell, Fischer, Barton, Santorum, Perry,Palin, Ostell and a shitload of others who make Charlie Manson look normal. Despite the fact they're all false prophets.
"how are you are going to feel when all of us disappear from in front of your eyes in the Rapture? Will you believe the Bible then?"
That can be answered one of only two possible ways (check one):
[ ] Okay, you lot were right. But at least that's you subhumans out of our misery, and we can party like it's October 2011, baby! [/Harold Camping]
[ ] how are you are going to feel when we Atheists are whispering in your ear - as you're on your deathbed, about to wheeze your last, and you realise that we were right all along, and everything you'd been taught to 'belie ve' was nothing more than LIES, as you haven't heard your J-boy blow his horn, and thus go down & suck you off - 'Where is your God now , bitch!'?
Choose wisely, cheez-for-brains. >:D
If you RRtards start disappearing, I for sure wouldn't jump to the "Wow, they're gone, it MUST BE the rapture!" conclusion. People go missing all of the time for lots of valid reasons without the cause being in any way supernatural.
I would need some extraordinary evidence to get me to accept "it must be the rapture" conclusion.
And even if it were, Jeebus would have a hell of a lot (pun intended) of shit to answer for, and even then, I'm not sure I would WORSHIP him.
"Will you believe the Bible then? "
No, because maybe it was ONE OF THE THOUSANDS OF OTHER GODS that answered my prayers. Prove it couldn't be Zeus, or the FSM, or Buddha, or Ra, or The Invisible Pink Unicorn, or the Aliens from Proxima Centauri, or The Aliens from Saturn, or....
I would still need EVIDENCE! Unlike you, when I don't know, I don't just jump to any 2000-year-old book of bullshit.
But in the meantime, I'd be praising every mythological deity I could think of! And partying like it was, what did you RRidiotssay again? 1997? Or was it 1999? Or maybe 2001? Or maybe 2012? You RRidiots haved claimed so many different dates (none of which ever happened of course) that it gets hard to remember.
Cheezit, how are you going to feel when you die of old age without any Rapture, just like generations of End Time prophets? Will you stop believing in the Bible then?
No, sorry, you can't as you're dead. Or, literally you will stop believing, as your synapses in the brain will stop working.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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