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God created all things, and without God nothing was created! Evolution is a lie dreamt up by man so he could eliminate his conscious, by denying that God exists. The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him....remember you cannot mix faith with science, because science is based on man made laws of nature, while faith is based on a God who created nature....your arguement is moot.

TonkaTruck, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#1047645
Gypsin

science is understanding the limits and possibilitys of nature. so no. the two are very mixed.

11/1/2009 11:58:23 PM

#1047981
Anon-e-moose

"God created all things, and without God nothing was created!"

The legal departments of Microsoft, Apple, Sony, Philips etc, would like a word with you, TonkaTruck.

11/2/2009 9:58:42 AM

#1216487
Justanotheratheist

Please please let the pudding by a chocolate pudding. God was having one of his better days when he created that.

Seriously, though, since when did man make the laws of nature? Man has studied them, observed them, understood them (or tried to) and worked with them, but made them? Fuck off.

10/8/2010 11:57:18 PM

#1216602
Anon-e-moose

"God created all things"

I presume the OS in that computer you're using is Windows, correct?

In that case, the legal department of Microsoft would like a word with you.

10/9/2010 9:47:04 AM

#1216608
Philbert McAdamia

God created all things, and without God nothing was created! Evolution, too!

10/9/2010 10:00:30 AM

#1216612
Philbert McAdamia

The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him.

When I stand before whom? Bill Cosby? Hey, hey, heyyyy!

10/9/2010 10:06:39 AM

#1280448
Mithras

"Man-made laws of nature."

I haven't said that in a long time, but here it's appropriate:

You, Sir, Are And Idiot!

4/20/2011 5:15:09 AM

#1280480
Thinking Violet

"Man-made laws of nature"?

I think I just heard a thousand of my brain cells die a painful death.

4/20/2011 6:10:35 AM

#1280548
jas43

your stance is bullshit.

you're pretty much saying that since you cant comprehend the real world and how things work, that your god did it.

0 logic

fail

4/20/2011 7:14:57 AM

#1280559
ChrisInManc

'Evolution is a lie dreamt up by man so he could eliminate his conscious...'

But plenty of red wine is so much easier...

4/20/2011 7:30:48 AM

#1280628
Anon-e-moose

"The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him....remember you cannot mix faith with science"

Method:

Take one packet of Angel Delight*, make up as directed on packet. Then stand in bowl (adding Cheesy Feet flavouring XP ) whilst pretending that a magic sky pixie is before you. Then add generous helpings of Logic, based on the vital ingredient: Evidence:

1- Carbon dating analysis - including the 'Genesis Rock' brought back from the Moon - which proves that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.

2- Too much evidence (certainly to list here) to suggest otherwise (as claimed in a certain book of fairytales; the universe poofed into existence in 6 days; a dirt-man & cloned rib-woman. A talking snake). Archaeopteryx. Tiktaalik. Darwinius massilae. Ardipithecus. The fact we humans share ayt least 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees.

3- Kitzmiller vs. Dover. 'I.D.' - and thus Biblical Creation - destroyed by the law itself. Need I say more?

The end result will be extremely unpalatable, nay poisonous to certain people said Science Pudding is served to. If consumed by such, side effects include 'Thinking for oneself'. 'Asking questions that contradict one's previous way of thinking', i.e...:

Who created God?

*- Created by Bird's. No 'God' was involved in it's invention; their legal department would like a word with you too, TonkaTruck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Delight

4/20/2011 9:21:11 AM

#1472568
Quantum Mechanic

Stop using computers.

11/21/2012 9:11:18 AM

#1472576
Dr.Shrinker

"God created all things, and without God nothing was created!"

- Prove it.


"Evolution is a lie dreamt up by man so he could eliminate his conscious, by denying that God exists."

- Evolution is a fact, and the study of it has produced tremendous benefits in a variety of fields: benefits that prayer never achieved for us.


"The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him."

- Sorry, I stopped being afraid of phantoms when I was a child. What else have you got?


"...remember you cannot mix faith with science, because science is based on man made laws of nature, while faith is based on a God who created nature..."

- Doesn't the fact that you are using a computer, a tool created by scientists, call into question which side you are on?


"your arguement is moot."

- Riiiiight.

11/21/2012 9:51:04 AM

#1472578


Eliminate his conscious... what?

Who created God?

11/21/2012 9:54:44 AM

#1472617
Anon-e-moose

(*Clicks on quote link*):

'No Thread specified'

Says it all, really. Your words poofed into the digital aether; nonexistent.

Just like your so-called 'God', eh?

11/21/2012 12:12:33 PM
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