God created all things, and without God nothing was created! Evolution is a lie dreamt up by man so he could eliminate his conscious, by denying that God exists. The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him....remember you cannot mix faith with science, because science is based on man made laws of nature, while faith is based on a God who created nature....your arguement is moot.
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"God created all things, and without God nothing was created!"
The legal departments of Microsoft, Apple, Sony, Philips etc, would like a word with you, TonkaTruck.
Please please let the pudding by a chocolate pudding. God was having one of his better days when he created that.
Seriously, though, since when did man make the laws of nature? Man has studied them, observed them, understood them (or tried to) and worked with them, but made them? Fuck off.
"God created all things"
I presume the OS in that computer you're using is Windows, correct?
In that case, the legal department of Microsoft would like a word with you.
The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him.
When I stand before whom? Bill Cosby? Hey, hey, heyyyy!
"The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him....remember you cannot mix faith with science"
Method:
Take one packet of Angel Delight*, make up as directed on packet. Then stand in bowl (adding Cheesy Feet flavouring XP ) whilst pretending that a magic sky pixie is before you. Then add generous helpings of Logic, based on the vital ingredient: Evidence :
1- Carbon dating analysis - including the 'Genesis Rock' brought back from the Moon - which proves that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
2- Too much evidence (certainly to list here) to suggest otherwise (as claimed in a certain book of fairytales; the universe poofed into existence in 6 days; a dirt-man & cloned rib-woman. A talking snake ). Archaeopteryx. Tiktaalik. Darwinius massilae. Ardipithecus. The fact we humans share ayt least 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees.
3- Kitzmiller vs. Dover. 'I.D.' - and thus Biblical Creation - destroyed by the law itself. Need I say more?
The end result will be extremely unpalatable, nay poisonous to certain people said Science Pudding is served to. If consumed by such, side effects include 'Thinking for oneself'. 'Asking questions that contradict one's previous way of thinking', i.e...:
Who created God ?
*- Created by Bird's. No 'God' was involved in it's invention; their legal department would like a word with you too, TonkaTruck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Delight
"God created all things, and without God nothing was created!"
- Prove it.
"Evolution is a lie dreamt up by man so he could eliminate his conscious, by denying that God exists."
- Evolution is a fact, and the study of it has produced tremendous benefits in a variety of fields: benefits that prayer never achieved for us.
"The truth in the pudding is when you stand before Him."
- Sorry, I stopped being afraid of phantoms when I was a child. What else have you got?
"...remember you cannot mix faith with science, because science is based on man made laws of nature, while faith is based on a God who created nature..."
- Doesn't the fact that you are using a computer, a tool created by scientists, call into question which side you are on?
"your arguement is moot."
- Riiiiight.
(*Clicks on quote link *):
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Says it all, really. Your words poofed into the digital aether; nonexistent.
Just like your so-called 'God', eh?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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