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Seems imposible to me, that for anyone who reads the bible and does not understand that Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life, is indeed preaching another gospel, and not even realize it. What planet are these guys from?

Elizabeth_S, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Science Is Green

Certainly not Uranus, although your words may have.

5/26/2007 11:40:28 AM


You'd better never read the 'Apprentice Adept' series by Piers Anthony or you'll find yourself trying rhyming spells to get your horse to fly.

5/26/2007 12:26:52 PM


We call it Terra. The sky here is blue.

5/27/2007 2:28:18 PM

I have read the Quran and the Rig Vedas and I´m still a Christian. I think it´s the same stuff.

8/11/2009 8:03:00 AM


"What planet are these guys from?"

I nominate Liz for the Shiny Mirror Award. Seconded, anyone?


"the Rig Vedas"

Don't know if it's a direct adaptation or just based on said Hindu texts, but the manga "RG Veda" by CLAMP is a damn good story (their first manga too).

8/11/2009 10:02:56 AM


I came from Mars. I was the son of astronauts of the first expedition to the planet Mars. Orphaned after the crew died, I was raised in the culture of the Martian natives, who possess full control over their minds and bodies (learned skills which I acquired). I was brought back by a second expedition some twenty of your years later. I am the only Martian on Earth (or Terra as the case may be). I see God as the one who groks. He groks everyone and everything. I'm trying to teach you all my ways, so that the other Martians don't have to destroy you like Planet V.

10/25/2012 1:25:18 PM


If you read the first three gospels and not the gospel of John, it would be quite easy to come to that conclusion. Indeed, the Jesus of the gospel of Mark hardly talks about himself at all.

It seems impossible to me that you wouldn't have noticed this if you had actually read the gospels.

10/25/2012 2:12:51 PM


I'm from planet Earth. Fundies, on the other hand, are from the distant planet Moronico.

I just wish they'd stayed there.

10/26/2012 7:04:20 AM


Says the Rapturite, part of the religion that continually makes predictions that fail, harbourers and worshippers of the most false prophets since Jesus' time.

10/27/2012 8:46:47 AM

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