"As long as I keep saying I'm right all your evidence is wrong!"
8/25/2008 2:00:36 AM
What evidence agrees with the flood? What body of material and physical proof can you show us?
Regurgitating bible-spew doesn't "trump" shit.
8/25/2008 2:12:52 AM
Hovind is in prison for fraud - where he belongs, and where Crapture Ready belongs for prevarication.
8/25/2008 10:34:01 AM
I think that the flood may have been a metaphor, or it may be a mistranslation.
When they first translated Moses parting the 'Red Sea' they may have mistranslated it. Many scholars think the correct translation may be the 'Sea of Reeds' which is a much smaller mash/sea north of the Red sea.
See how that happens?
5/31/2009 8:29:36 PM
5/26/2011 3:14:59 PM
I recommend the book 'Forged' by Bart Ehrman to
anyone but mostly to fundies like this.
5/26/2011 3:53:21 PM
All the evidence (real evidence, not made-up shit) establishes that the flood didn't happen, and could not have happened.
Quoting God doesn't even trump the turd my dog has just left on the lawn, sunshine.
5/27/2011 12:51:51 AM
"Sorry, the evidence agrees with the flood."
Ok, show me the evidence.
(waits....and waits...and waits...cue tumbleweeds blowing down a dusty street)
5/27/2011 3:46:30 AM
"Sorry, the evidence agrees with the flood. The fact that you ignore it and continue to make the claims that it doesn't, doesn't change a thing."
So you don't want to accept what a whole load of scientists with accredited Ph.Ds, nay, Professorships say eh, Rom831? Okay. You go ahead and build an Ark that - to hold at least two of all species that exist today - would have to be far bigger than the current largest ocean-going vessel on the planet today, the Jahre Viking. But before you do, I suggest you Google the word Rochambeau. The biggest wooden vessel yet built. In 1871. Pop quiz, hotshot: why aren't wooden ships of that size made today? PROTIP: Even the Rochambeau had metal supports to it's hull.
Still, good luck on building - then launching - just to prove your so-called Biblical 'point', the world's largest ship-cum-submarine.
...what's that? You don't want to, Rom831? Now why's that, hmmmmm?! Because it would thus prove that the whole 'Noah's Ark', and therefore the whole 'Flood' malarkey in your 'literal' Bible is nothing more than a fairy story, ergo the rest of the 'literal' Bible's credibility - and your 'beliefs' based on such - would be literally annihilated? Well, that's your fucking problem. And as it's you fundies who are making the claim about a so-called cataclysmic worldwide 'Flood', therefore the burden of proof is on you.
...oh, and Two Words: Ancient China.
"Oh, but you'll just insult them too and think that you've won"
When do you fundies ever think? Ah, but then if you did, you lot on Ruptured Retards wouldn't be fundies.
[/Spartan Laconic Wit]
5/27/2011 9:21:29 AM