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#153656
TB Tabby
Sorry, Evolution On Demand is not available in your area.
2/4/2007 9:53:32 PM
#153707
Matty The Red
Id rather not talk to you at all thanks
2/5/2007 12:56:11 AM
#153711
Beccs
Grow a brain and we'll talk.
2/5/2007 1:10:28 AM
#153718
BurntBush
Show me god, or jesus and we'll talk.
2/5/2007 1:31:38 AM
#153721
David D.G.
\"Evolve me something and we'll talk.\"Before we talk, why don't you try
listening -- or, in this case,
reading -- so you'll know what to talk about.
~David D.G.
2/5/2007 1:36:43 AM
#153731
Doctor Whom
Make me a man out of dust, and a woman out of one of his ribs, and we'll talk.
2/5/2007 2:00:47 AM
#381372
Gjervan
(pretty sure I'm sub-conciously remembering something already commented on a quote, but...)
That sounds like a LOLcat:
"I'm in ur labrotory...
... evilving sumthin"
1/15/2008 10:08:06 PM
#381753
Brian X
Sure, just give me twenty, thirty years of selective breeding and I'll give you an extra-long dachshund with a distinct resemblance to a primitive snake. Would that serve your purpose?
1/16/2008 4:49:53 AM
#381772
anti-nonsense
Evolution doesn't work that way!
1/16/2008 5:17:24 AM
#381782
Meowth
U wantz pokemons?
1/16/2008 5:28:28 AM
#381827
Mr_Vorhias
Evolve me something and we'll both be DEAD by the time it's done, smart one.
1/16/2008 6:21:14 AM
#382411
LadyHellsing
Go cure someone with cancer and then we'll talk.
1/16/2008 8:39:54 PM
#542854
Jordan666
Create me something out of nothing and we'll talk.
6/14/2008 10:07:53 PM
#542873
Cabraxas
No problem. Call me next time you get flu. I'm pretty sure it will be a mutated (evolved) version of last year's virus to which we'd built up a resistance.
6/14/2008 10:34:38 PM
#944542
JSS
Create another living, breathing human out of mud or another person's rib and we'll talk.
4/23/2009 5:44:21 AM
#944545
Big Jilm
Show me a new creature that just poofed into existence.
Yeah that's what I thought, knuckle-dragger.
4/23/2009 5:59:02 AM
#964285
Ian W
Evolution has been performed in labs, fuckwit. For example, the E. Coli bacteria that is used actually has EVOLVED so that it doesn't kill a host.
6/1/2009 2:42:56 PM
#964323
Moondog
Show me your God, and we'll talk. If he can't make it, he can part Boston Harbor or the Hudson River and allow millions of commuters to cross, toll-free.
6/1/2009 4:15:11 PM
#964326
Mitch
I'm studying biotechnology, see me in 6 years after I get my PhD.
6/1/2009 4:16:31 PM
#964475
Clown
I facepalmed on this. Ouch.
6/1/2009 11:17:53 PM
#964485
GigaGuess
Soon as you show me a man being made from dust, or a woman from a rib.
6/1/2009 11:32:41 PM
#964493
Swedish Pagan
It's not a magical trick, like, say, poofing the world out of nothing.
It is something that is happening all the time, all around the world. In little baby step, that is.
Just look at MRSA and ordinary cold viruses, they evolve to avoid antibiotics and so that their hosts will not be immune to them.
6/1/2009 11:54:23 PM
#964597
David B.
How about a bacterium that
eats Nylon by-products, which didn't occur in the wild before the invention of Nylon in 1935?
6/2/2009 4:33:04 AM
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