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atheism is impossible you could not possably know that god isnt real if god is everywhere at once when you walk in the room he could of left in to the next one. you would have to be every where at once to know that god isnt real in other words youd have to be god. im not trying to insult any one. but just giving some logic

<kristin>, Internet Infidels 19 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

Yes, and your logic is oh-so-compelling, Mr. I'm-too-stupid-to-use-punctuation-or-caps!

3/9/2008 7:57:05 PM

POSW

Or maybe there's a noodly appendage at work here... Hey, it's just as possible. :)

3/9/2008 7:59:46 PM

They call me V

Yeah, you can't prove that there IS a god either (except the argument ad stoopeed "Everything/the bible is proof for god") So I guess that makes us both idiots, then? Maybe me somewhat less than you, as I know about capitalization properly.

4/2/2008 9:31:04 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

As sound as that logic is, you're a moron.

--Rya, Bonus Stage episode 44 "You Evil Curs"

4/2/2008 9:33:45 PM

GigaGuess

By your logic, Christianity is equally impossible. For each room you tell me God is in, he never seems to be there.

4/2/2008 10:29:24 PM

LogicVsInsanity

Rainman tried to figure out the joke about being on first base and all that....what Rainman couldn't figure out was that it was a joke....at least rainman had an excuse...kristin you don't if you continue to listen to the liars that preach to you and urge you to reject logic and reason. I'm sure many of the 60 million killed by the nazi's prayed a bunch before some nazi raped, tortured and then brutally murdered them...a lot of good it did them huh...God loved them huh? Wow, with that kind of 'love' who needs nazi's.

Oh kristin, you can't 'give' logic, you either have it or you don't and you don't

4/2/2008 11:59:51 PM

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4/5/2008 6:05:56 PM

Jordan666

Your logic fails.

5/28/2008 1:24:17 PM

Ranger Joe

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

5/28/2008 1:46:11 PM

Freboy

I think I saw the word "logic" somewhere in that word salad... must have been mistaken.

5/28/2008 2:07:03 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

LOL, if god is supposedly everywhere at once, then we DONT need to know everything. We can just look at a blade of grass for our eveidence...no gods here...well, that concludes it.

2/22/2009 4:23:08 PM

Mithcoriel

Don't think this is that fundie. It's basically agnostic logic. Of course, this person is missing the fact that we lack the proof for his EXISTENCE as well, and the fact that therefore he can't force his beliefs on anyone.

2/22/2009 5:46:14 PM



im not trying to insult any one. but just giving some logic

Martian logic maybe; Earth logic doesn't work like that!

2/22/2009 10:09:22 PM

MozMode

That was.....that was really hard to read. Word fucking salad, man. And replace the word "God" with the Flying Spaghetti Monster or shit, even Santa Claus, and it's still a stupid fucking argument. There's about as much proof for God than there is for either of those mythical creatures.

2/22/2009 10:39:45 PM

ToE the line

If he is "everywhere" why does he need to walk into the next room???

However lets just say God is playing hide-and-seek and merely moves to the next room to avoid being seen (for whatever reason) - what if there is already someone in the next room - and they are also atheist??

Your logic has got some mighty big holes in it. Must be bible logic!

2/23/2009 10:37:04 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Somewhere an English teacher just committed suicide.

12/9/2014 7:31:15 PM

rubber chicken

If God is in the next room, can he get me a beer from the Fridge ?

12/9/2014 10:21:53 PM

Swede

You could also not "possably" know that gods are real.
Which god is everywhere at once? Thor? Anubis? Zeus?

It's "could have", not "could of", silly!

That is NOT logic, dearie; that is giberish.

12/10/2014 1:09:22 AM

JW

Completely analogously one can not "posably" know that Bigfoot "isnt" real if you aren't at all the forests looking at once.

12/10/2014 2:11:17 AM
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