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image: What Would Jesus Do? Kick a liberal in the balls!


I have know Liberal Ball Kicker for a long time, and I know that he stands for the same things as I do.

Converting Americans and forigners to Christianity by any means necessary
Implementing a flat tax
Removing the "Death Tax"
The removal of Dicatators around the world, as well as Democratically elected leaders who criticize the United States and/or George W. Bush (I'm talking about you Chirac)
Manditory gun ownership laws
Overthrow of Roe v. Wade
Overthrow of Brown v. Board of Ed.
Merging our government with the Church of Jesus Christ.
Many many more


The election is coming up and we need to focus on the issues most important to Americans:
Gay Marriage
Flag Burning
Privatizing Social Security

(website), Liberals must die! 67 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Liberal Ass Kicker

How dare you link to my site with out my express written permission!!?!!?

Liberals Must Die is a site for ONLY CHRISTIANS REPUBLICANS...

Now, if you want to ask the question most evil-doer defeat-o-crat liberals ask... \"What if I am a Christian but not a Republican, can I come on your internet?\"

There is no such thing as a Christian who is not a Republican, you would have to be a fake Christian in order to not be a Republican... and God knows who is a fake Republican... and guess what is going to happen when the rapture happens??? YOU ARE GOING TO BE LEFT BEHIND1!!!1111 HAHAHAHA that is totally going to suck for you!

So now, you might ask, what if I am not a Republican (read: evil-doer or \"terrerist supporter\") and I go on your internets, what are you going to do?

I will take my server logs and send them directly to the CIA and the NSA.

From there... well I think you know what will happen.

You will be declared an \"Enemy Combatant\" and shipped to some secret prison where people can torture you until you confess to being a terrorist.

You think it won't happen? Just google \"Maher Arar\" and read about your future life in a Syrian prison.

The only exception for coming to my site if you are not a 100% Christian Republican, is if you are considering becoming one, and are seeking the TRUTH about things that the media won't tell you.

Stuff like, how well the Iraq war is going. You tought it wasn't going well?? I bet you heard THAT from the media!

Did you know that the troops love Bush and they really loved Rumsfeld?

Did you know that evolution is a total joke?

Did you know that the real reason Al Gore keeps talking about global warming isn't because global warming is real (it isn't) but it's becaues he wants to destroy our economy?

Did you know that Bill and Hillary are both spawns of satan?

Did you know 2+2=5? I have a mathmatical proof on my site showing it!!!

Did you know that Liberals are homosexuals, gays are terrorists, and Jesus is a Republican?

You could all learn a lot from my site, and NOT the media/scientists.

12/13/2006 4:58:07 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Did you know 2+2=5? I have a mathmatical proof on my site showing it!!!

Nice parody site, dude.

12/13/2006 5:16:05 PM


Jesus loves you*

*unless you're a liberal, fag, lezbo, atheist, Hindu, Buddhist, Jew, Muslim, Democrat, pacifist, vegan, foreigner, Mormon, non-virgin bride, n****r, towelhead, Commie, etc.

4/24/2007 9:48:54 PM

You would make a terrible leader of anything.

6/22/2008 7:52:57 PM



6/21/2009 8:05:44 PM

People who have actually read the NT say WTF!!!!!

8/8/2009 6:38:35 AM


Mandatory gun ownership? Its not like liberals want mandatory gay marriage.

1/25/2010 9:59:51 PM


Yeah, show us liberals what for by creating a totalitarian theocracy, where any dissent is dealt with swiftly and brutally.

1/25/2010 10:28:21 PM


Jesus was a former publican than became publican again. THerefore RE-publican.

7/11/2010 6:43:54 PM


All I see when I read this is:

The rich people who tell me what to believe aren't powerful enough. We should make church and state one thing so that they can punish people for not being superstitious. That would make my lords and masters even more powerful, so that they can exploit me even more.

I think that would be awesome, that's why I think we should kill everyone who opposes these ideas.

9/17/2010 10:32:54 AM

Pedantic Speaker

The Estate Tax is a good idea, preventing hereditary class stratification and improving the equality of opportunity in addition to raising badly needed government funds; hence, repealing it is a bad one from both a fiscal and a social standpoint.
Replacing the Progressive Graduated Income Tax with a Flat Tax is in socioeconomic terms about as bad as repealing the Estate Tax would be and would likely be deliberately used to put pressure on the people who are "lucky" to only earn a few thousand dollars per annum or possibly to directly starve the Federal Government of funds.
Both are therefore bad ideas in this context.

1/12/2011 12:14:17 PM

Its a fake

1/12/2011 1:22:15 PM

Liberals are satans little helpers

Liberals are the cancer that is killing the world with their faggotry,PETA,Barack Obama and their moronic presence on this earth.All liberals must be killed with fire for good!And they believe muslisms did 9/11 although they have watched films like Loose Change,911 mysteries and so on...They say that we(the normal people) are closed-minded and ignorant when they refuse to see that the media is telling them LIES ALL THE TIME!!!Unless those buttworms are killed the world will go down!

2/2/2011 11:53:49 AM


7/13/2011 12:56:55 AM


The election is coming up and we need to focus on the issues most important to Americans:
Gay Marriage
Flag Burning
Privatizing Social Security

Interesting set of priorities.

In my humble opinion, the following topics are most important to Americans:

- Peak Oil
- The scary state of the economy
- Being stuck in two unneccessary wars, which cause incredible damage in both monetary and human aspects.
- The transformation of the USA into a plutocracy, where an extremely tiny minority has nearly all the power.
- The national debt.
- The frightening state of education.

But noooooo, (sarcasm = on) all of this is unimportant. The question whether homosexuals can marry is much, much more important! As long as homosexuals are allowed to marry, all other topics must stand back until this abomination is eliminated! (enough sarcasm?)

7/13/2011 1:28:03 AM


That site is now porn. I love it.

8/13/2013 1:28:29 PM


That's quite the list of most important issues you have there. What about economy, education and environment?

11/1/2013 11:24:01 PM

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