Since evolution has been proven as false, Evos will argue about "What about Adam & Eve and all other races?" crap and so forth. The way I see it, no one's perfect. Practice makes perfect, even for God himself. I'm not saying He's flawed, He just had to practice. He might have started out tinkering around with various areas of the world, colors, sizes, hues, intelligence, etc. Then He created Adam & Eve. Then he had a real story to tell. An author does not publish his rough drafts, just as God did not when the Holy Bible was written.
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Evolution has been proven as false? Since when? Pulling that out of your ass doesn't make it so, as much as you wish it was.
I'm not saying He's flawed, He just had to practice. So in other words, when He started out (at least) He was flawed.
Proof. Of. The. Evolution. Debunking. Now.
Since evolution has been proven as false and science and expose you as a probable bigot.
1) Evolution wasn't proven false.
Since evolution has been proven as false... I'm not saying He's flawed, He just had to practice.
Did anyone say contradiction in terms? This god of yours is supposed to have infinite knowledge! How is it that he needed to tinker and practice? What a moron of a god you worship.
An author does not publish his rough drafts, just as God did not when the Holy Bible was written.
The bible was not written by god, for the love of all that's just and reasonable!
"Since evolution has been proven as false,"Uh, when was the ToE proven false?
"Evos will argue about 'What about Adam & Eve and all other races?' crap and so forth."
Well, I'm glad we agree that the story of Adam & Eve is "crap and so forth."
"The way I see it, no one's perfect. Practice makes perfect, even for God himself."
The Bible claims God is perfect. If God needs practice he is not perfect. You do realize you're admitting that the Bible is wrong?
"I'm not saying He's flawed, He just had to practice."
The only reason anyone would need to practice is because s/he is not perfect.
"He might have started out tinkering around with various areas of the world, colors, sizes, hues, intelligence, etc. Then He created Adam & Eve. Then he had a real story to tell. An author does not publish his rough drafts, just as God did not when the Holy Bible was written."
Tell your story anyway you like, it still requires that your omnipotent, omniscient, perfect God must be imperfect and/or that your Bible is wrong.
Adding to the Babble are we, Prayerfreak? And not even original, see the Shinto creation myth of Izanami and Izanagi, for example (well, it was islands instead of humans, but the basic idea is the same. And of course the initial imperfect results are blamed on the goddess, because she spoke first at their marriage). But at least usually in myths where several tries are needed the gods are not supposed to be perfect/omniscient/omnipotent.imageboard
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So much for an all-knowing god then. If god made 'rough drafts' then he made things not worth his time, therefore inferiour, like conservatives. Evolution has NOT been proven false.
GOD HAD TO PRACTICE? Sorry, but don't these people say that god is omniscient, omnipotent and perfect in every way. If these claims are true, then god would get things right from the beginning and there would be no need to practice. This being said, I declare the statement "complete idiocy". Thanks for your attention.
I'm not saying He's flawed, He just had to practice.
First, Evolution has not been proved false. Moreover, it´s more popular than ever and people are making fun of creationism. Second, God is perfect but the guys who wrote the Bible aren´t. Let´s put it clear, they just offered a black-n-white explanation, a metaphore because they were no scientists. When you live in a bedouine or semi-urban environment, sacked and plundered by all time of peoples and elements, you can´t take the step to search. They offered the simple, black-n-white response they needed. That´s why the Bible is plenty of contradictions, beginning from a speaking snake(of course, they did asume that it was not possible) and Caine´s wife, to mention just a few. That´s why Catholics and many protestant moderate people abandoned that stupidity of creationism long ago.
Since Prayerrist has been proven to be a wife-beating, coke-snorting hobo with a tiny penis... oh, sorry, what's that? You want me to back up my claim with facts? Fair enough, but you go first. When and by whom has evolution been proven as false?
The way I see it, no one's perfect. Practice makes perfect, even for God himself.
You see, colored people are beta versions, that's all!
The lorwad god is both unerring and infallible .. neither require practice. Most certainly practicing would automatically disqualify god for position as the perfect, omnipotent, supreme being. You can't have it both ways. Either your god is perfect, ergo worthy of goddidiom; or your god is flawed, ergo unworthy of belief or worship as the perfect being the xtain belief insists he is. In all my years and all my endeavors to understand I have found that your god, like all the rest, was in a state of training and rehearsing. What race are YOU?
Inscrutable stranger: Why, I'm a adamandeveite; original race of the world!.
Adam and Eve were a race. The things you learn when you don't die from acute flabbergassiousness.
"Practice makes perfect, even for God himself. I'm not saying He's flawed, He just had to practice."
Is that why he made Adam before Eve?
God had to practice. So...
Just a few questions.
1. When was evolution proven false exactly?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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