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[On how you can trust the Bible] Because God wouldn't allow mankind to have an imperfect or flawed translation!!! God would make sure that all the meanings and messages would be consistent with original text. IMO

Badfish, Christian Forums 14 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Right, IF he were to exist.

6/21/2006 11:42:52 AM

Julian

...and the fact this hasn't happened says what to you?

6/21/2006 2:12:27 PM

Crosis

<<< Because God wouldn't allow mankind to have an imperfect or flawed translation! >>>

Guess what? There are a few dozen different English translations (and no, I don't mean the difference between British English, Aussie English, and American English), and they don't agree on everything. So we've got not one, but several imperfect translations.

6/21/2006 11:37:55 PM



Jesus love's you. John 3:16 And your momma, don't ask what everyone else thinks.

8/17/2010 9:09:08 AM

Trask

The bible's right, because it says it's right!

Gawsh.

8/17/2010 1:45:14 PM

The Duelist

Obviously, he doesn't know anything about Church history.

8/17/2010 1:59:50 PM



Indeed he wouldn't. But we have them.

12/21/2011 6:39:41 AM



ok, bats are birds then.

what a cute little bir... eeek... vampire bat !!!

12/21/2011 9:01:02 AM

Dr.Shrinker

Okay, which version is the perfect and not-flawed version? Its hard to believe that they are all correct, in light of the number of people who have been killed over the discussion.

1/2/2012 12:43:35 PM

Quantum Mechanic

You can't

It's forged.


7/9/2012 7:38:32 PM



check out the LOLCAT bible, its just FUN

then check out conservapedia and Andys Conservative Bible Project.


7/9/2012 8:28:44 PM

Kuno

Is that true for every translation? If yes, why are there even multiple translations for every language?

3/11/2014 2:20:32 AM

Canadiest

Congragulations!
You just proved the various Bibles are the work of men.

A lot of us, including Biblical Scholars already knew this but it's nice to see your crowd finally getting it.

3/11/2014 6:02:09 AM

creativerealms

You have to assume that the Programmer of Infinity even cares that one of his countless creations has written a book about him.

3/11/2014 6:40:45 AM
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