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Satan just wants you to think there are errors [in the KJV Bible].
[11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
As do the space lizards and sparkling pixies...
12/4/2006 9:11:00 PM
Satan happens to know what he's talking about, then.
12/4/2006 9:13:18 PM
Then Satan is one
of a smartass!
1/28/2007 4:51:19 AM
Satan knows the score, apparently.
1/28/2007 5:10:52 AM
And Satan, in order to make you think there are errors, points out errors?
1/28/2007 5:19:06 AM
1/28/2007 2:06:13 PM
This is the most retarded fundie comment I've read so far. I know I'm in for a shock though...
1/28/2007 2:16:01 PM
I'm taking that as Satin wrote the bible.
1/28/2007 3:08:43 PM
Satan wants me to post this comment
11/20/2008 10:25:00 AM
Ah playing the Satan card again I see.
2/22/2009 6:44:29 PM
As the saying goes; You gotta give the devil his dues
2/22/2009 6:56:04 PM
Maybe it's a double fake out and Satan wrote the KJV
2/22/2009 7:57:22 PM
Satan's not really evil, he's just pissed off that Christians keep blaming him for everything.
That's enough to make anyone hostile.
2/22/2009 8:19:52 PM
There is no Satan.
2/22/2009 9:03:51 PM
He put them there when he was done burying the fossils huh?
2/22/2009 9:04:50 PM
Then he's doing a good job, isn't he?
2/22/2009 9:24:28 PM
And Satan would be right!
2/22/2009 9:27:44 PM
Then Satan is more honest then God.
Too bad for you neither of them exist at all and you and your Babble are full of enormous amounts of bullshit.
2/22/2009 10:56:49 PM
Wrong, God put the errors int the Bible to test your faith
9/13/2012 1:41:21 PM
Professor von SCIENCE!
Yes because it doesn't actually promote genocide, infanticide, bigotry, etc or contradict itself, Satan is just dickin' around.
6/25/2013 10:31:25 PM
Then Satan is a lot smarter than you lot, isn't he?
Mind you, so are the trees in my garden.
6/26/2013 2:09:52 AM
Is that all ?
Ok, I can do that.
6/26/2013 8:38:19 AM
"Satan just wants you to think there are errors [in the KJV Bible]."
placed them there, then?
Confirmed the real 'mystery' of the Bible:
that Satan is the good guy in all of this, and your so-called 'God of
' is actually the Evil One
6/26/2013 9:59:11 AM