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Satan just wants you to think there are errors [in the KJV Bible].

Badfish, Christian Forums 23 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Innsmouth

As do the space lizards and sparkling pixies...

12/4/2006 9:11:00 PM

David D.G.

Satan happens to know what he's talking about, then.


~David D.G.

12/4/2006 9:13:18 PM

Anonymous

Then Satan is one HELL of a smartass!

1/28/2007 4:51:19 AM

MILF-chan

Satan knows the score, apparently.

1/28/2007 5:10:52 AM

Hawker Hurricane

And Satan, in order to make you think there are errors, points out errors?

1/28/2007 5:19:06 AM

Blue Lithium

Satan wins.

1/28/2007 2:06:13 PM

Raggy

This is the most retarded fundie comment I've read so far. I know I'm in for a shock though...

1/28/2007 2:16:01 PM

Pandus

I'm taking that as Satin wrote the bible.

1/28/2007 3:08:43 PM

no-genius

Satan wants me to post this comment

11/20/2008 10:25:00 AM

JSS

Ah playing the Satan card again I see.

2/22/2009 6:44:29 PM

Canadiest

As the saying goes; You gotta give the devil his dues

2/22/2009 6:56:04 PM

Sanitarium

Maybe it's a double fake out and Satan wrote the KJV

2/22/2009 7:57:22 PM

LDM

Satan's not really evil, he's just pissed off that Christians keep blaming him for everything.

That's enough to make anyone hostile.

2/22/2009 8:19:52 PM

Affine Connection

There is no Satan.

2/22/2009 9:03:51 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

He put them there when he was done burying the fossils huh?

2/22/2009 9:04:50 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Then he's doing a good job, isn't he?

2/22/2009 9:24:28 PM



And Satan would be right!

2/22/2009 9:27:44 PM

anti-nonsense

Then Satan is more honest then God.

Too bad for you neither of them exist at all and you and your Babble are full of enormous amounts of bullshit.

2/22/2009 10:56:49 PM



Wrong, God put the errors int the Bible to test your faith

9/13/2012 1:41:21 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

Yes because it doesn't actually promote genocide, infanticide, bigotry, etc or contradict itself, Satan is just dickin' around.

6/25/2013 10:31:25 PM

Justanotheratheist

Then Satan is a lot smarter than you lot, isn't he?

Mind you, so are the trees in my garden.

6/26/2013 2:09:52 AM

rubber chicken

Is that all ?

Ok, I can do that.

6/26/2013 8:38:19 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Satan just wants you to think there are errors [in the KJV Bible]."

Then who placed them there, then?



Confirmed the real 'mystery' of the Bible: that Satan is the good guy in all of this, and your so-called 'God of Love' is actually the Evil One much, badfish?

6/26/2013 9:59:11 AM
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