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Any Christian who can accept homosexuality (the sin) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible.

Rize, Christian Forums 19 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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They call me V

I accept Homosexuality: The Movie and Homosexuality: The Musical. Do I need to wake up too? I'm not much of a morning person you see :P

11/1/2007 5:34:58 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Wasn't King James homosexual? You know, the dude with his name on the bible?

11/1/2007 6:40:26 AM

GigaGuess

Great! Find the original manuscript, and show me where it implicitly states that homosexuality is a sin. Better stay away from Leviticus, because that burns a lot of people aside from homosexuals.

11/1/2007 6:55:36 AM



Any Christian who cannot accept homosexuality (the sexual orientation) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible (and not just Leviticus).

2/14/2008 12:58:56 AM

Neserit

Caustic Gnostic: It seems like he was. Even in his day, they called him (behind his back, of course) Queen James. :P

2/14/2008 1:40:09 AM

Nny

There are many things in the bible that christians don't accept: Like selling your daughter as a sex slave, or forcing a rape victim to marry the rapist.

2/15/2008 5:37:40 AM

Sevagram

Christians just need to wake up. Period.

2/15/2008 11:18:54 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Yeah, and any Christian who does not impregnate his sister-in-law if his brother dies childless needs to wake up and start reading the bible.

Seriously, god smote Onan for refusing to do this.

1/17/2009 10:29:59 PM

Karana

Any Christian who accepts eating shellfish Needs to wake up and start reading the bible.

3/2/2012 8:35:18 PM

mcdoog

That's pretty much what I've been saying for years. Of course, I use to persuade people to abandon your hateful, boring-ass tome rather than flock to it.

3/4/2012 12:01:27 AM

Swede

Any Christian who can accept clothes of mixed fabrics (the sin) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible.

Any Christian who can accept working on the Sabbath (the sin) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible.

This is too easy...

3/4/2012 12:23:08 AM

atheist

Any Christian who accepts any of crap spewed from the pulpit, from "interpreters" of the bible needs to wake up and really read the bible. It worked for me!

3/4/2012 5:30:58 AM



And find that there are not concrete verses outside of Leviticus?. That´s the point.

1/2/2013 1:34:02 PM

xyz

Any Christian who can accept pork needs to wake up and start reading the Bible.

1/2/2013 1:55:35 PM

Strider

Any Christian whom works on a Saturday, and goes to church on a Sunday, thinking they are following the 10 commandments, need to read the bible, and rid themselves of these Pagan rituals.
Yahweh HATES pagan rituals and he will slay anyone following those...

1/2/2013 7:57:30 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Any Christian who can accept homosexuality (the sin) needs to wake up and start reading the Bible."

I read it when I was seven.
It's crap for retarded idiots.

2/23/2013 7:57:56 PM

Dharmabum

Christians SHOULD accept homosexuality. They should accept in their hands, and in their mouths, and deep deep deep into their asses, several times a night.

2/24/2013 12:24:20 AM

SpaceWhaleSpacePetunias

...only to find the Bible only cares about pedophiles. I'm going to go out and claim that black hair is a sin just to piss these guys off.

7/17/2013 6:43:50 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I read the babble when I was seven years old.
It's shit for idiots.

5/26/2014 2:45:54 AM
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