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Quote# 1631

By the way, if you were to roll out the carpet, with all its intricate design, will it display a similar effect as evolution?

Iacchus, JREF Forums 10 Comments [7/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Crosis

Carpet doesn't modify itself or reproduce, so no, it probably won't evolve.

7/19/2005 2:00:40 AM

#272
Francois Tremblay

What the hell ?

7/19/2005 3:23:17 PM

#275
Rime

I guess this guy assumes nonchristians have no sense of wonder. And I'm pretty sure there's no explaining it to him, either.

7/19/2005 4:09:22 PM

#550039


No.

6/20/2008 1:53:16 AM

#550045
Horsefeathers

Huh? It must be such a profound thought that I can't wrap my head around it.

Either that or it's just completely inane and without meaning or merit.

6/20/2008 1:59:38 AM

#593335


No, it would display the effects of creationism instead. A man will jump up out of nowhere and a woman will jump out of his rib. Then they start talking to snakes and eat your apple. Only then will they notice they are nude. And they'll live for 900 years.

This happens every time a carpet is unrolled.

7/17/2008 9:39:53 PM

#660700
Armond

...What the hell?

...

...I'm gonna go with "evolution does not work that way".

8/30/2008 7:36:02 PM

#1272538
Pedantic Speaker

You do realise that 'The Carpet People' is a book of FICTION, right?

3/29/2011 2:00:58 AM

#1272549
Swede

Carpets don't reproduce, so no.
Carpets are designed and manufactured, organisms evolve and reproduce.

3/29/2011 3:33:07 AM

#1272838
Justanotheratheist

I have no fucking idea what this douche is asking, but I'm sure it's safe to assume that the answer is NO!

3/30/2011 2:48:04 AM
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