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Sounds like a case of self defense to me. I don't care if they were throwing water and she was shooting back at them with a pistol. It doesn't matter. Self defense is self defense. If you're being pelted with water balloons those those things can bruise you.

Warlady, Free Conservatives 20 Comments [7/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Spaz

hahahaha, that's hilarious

7/20/2005 1:02:12 AM

Cthulhu's Quill

It should have been expected from someone called \"Warlady\"

7/20/2005 1:58:34 AM

Riddles

And a pistol can kill you

It does matter if you are going way over the top by using a weapon that can kill against people throwing water balloons which can bruise at the very most.

Also if the bullet hits, it does way worse than anything they could do with water balloons

2/21/2008 11:05:09 PM

Freboy

...so if you pat me on the shoulder that qualifies as beating me, right?

Then I can shoot you?

2/21/2008 11:07:33 PM

Integra

Pistols can kill.
Water balloons can only bruise.
And you're pretty weak if you get bruised by a water balloon.

2/28/2008 10:08:48 PM

shriekback

Yea, forget about the person who was fucking KILLED by the gunshot, the shooter got WET and BRUISED!!! The humanity!!!

2/28/2008 10:25:31 PM

MysticalChicken

I played with water balloons as a kid.

Not once did I ever, EVER get bruised.

And even if I had, it would have been JUST A BRUISE. THEY HEAL. DEATH DOES NOT HEAL.

2/28/2008 10:28:27 PM

Condor

your a twat

5/15/2008 8:19:48 PM

Zankou

"DEATH DOES NOT HEAL"


lol

5/24/2008 1:08:56 AM

BCD

[x] Stupid
[ ] Fundie

5/24/2008 1:55:06 AM



die in a fire

6/9/2008 7:38:02 PM

Dagger

Three questions:

1. What IS this in response to? I haven't heard anything about this.

2. What is she on and

3. Where can I get some?

6/9/2008 7:39:06 PM

Feminazi

And bullets can kill you.

6/11/2008 4:25:05 AM

clockworkgirl21

If anyone gets bruised by a water balloon, I'm laughing at them.

4/23/2009 7:33:08 AM

Lilith

Two words: reasonable force.

Without that, it's murder.

4/23/2009 4:52:39 PM



Those water balloons better have been filled with anthrax.

11/14/2010 6:30:45 PM

Elia

I seem to remember the proper response to a water balloon assault being: 1) make your own and fire back, or 2) get the hose! Things sure have changed since I was a kid, and I'm only 26.

11/14/2010 8:18:33 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Bruised? by a water balloon? Frozen?

11/14/2010 8:42:05 PM

darkevilme.

And this explains so much about the crazy freeper desire to carpetbomb nations for perceived minor slights.

11/15/2010 3:27:49 AM

anti-nonsense

your comment has bruised my emotions. I guess I now have the moral right to defend myself against your stupidity by shooting you with a machine gun?

There's such a thing as "excessive force", shithead. Bruising (which is unlikely to happen from being hit by a water balloon in the first place, unless it was filled with ice or something, does not entitle you to use potentially lethal force. Just run out of their throwing range or ignore the water balloons till they run out.

11/15/2010 4:12:08 AM
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