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#97828
matt
ooooooh. i think you'd better sit down so we can let you in on a little secret.
10/29/2006 1:45:09 AM
#97829
Tdevil
I know this isn't particularly a fundie, but I knew you guys would love it!
10/29/2006 1:46:30 AM
#97833
shmolex
i wish I could be there when she finally finds out.
10/29/2006 1:55:37 AM
#97834
matt
where i live, there is a group called the \"eagle forum\" and the leader of this group is named Gail Ruzika. She's very anti gay. She has 13 children. There is something called the 1 in 10 rule. (actual gay populations are between 4 and 10%). One day Gail and this woman will have something to talk about together.
10/29/2006 1:57:58 AM
#97837
Amos
This isn't a joke? The punchline tells itself!
10/29/2006 1:58:46 AM
#97838
JesusKlingon
Yeah, it belongs to his, ah, girlfriend. That's it.
10/29/2006 1:59:19 AM
#97839
CousinTed
Yeah, a girl left the nudie mag there, you just keep telling yourself that.
10/29/2006 1:59:29 AM
#97843
[url=http://bentmywookie.blogspot.com/]Jacob[/url]
If this isn't a joke, then it's the funniest piece of ignorance and stupidity I've seen in quite a while.
(Although, to be fair, I did see Ann Coulter on Faux News the other day)
10/29/2006 2:07:10 AM
#97851
Pike
That's right, your son should stop being so secretive, and come out of the closet!
10/29/2006 2:26:24 AM
#97852
anon
Oh my god. She's made up an imaginary girlfriend who leaves nudie men magazines under her son's bed????? Poor, poor lady.
10/29/2006 2:27:36 AM
#97853
The Watcher
I can just see Linda covering her ears, closing her eyes tight, and shouting \"LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY SON HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE'S LEAVING DIRTY MAGAZINES IN MY HOUSE! LA LA LA!\"
10/29/2006 2:27:54 AM
#97857
dykitty
Your son is gay. His 'girlfriend\" did not leave this magazine under his bed. Now the thing is you need to tell him you know and then you need to tell him that you love him anyway because HE IS YOUR SON.
10/29/2006 2:31:20 AM
#97858
Hadanelith
Occam's Razor disagrees.
EDIT: Wow, I created a new award, and I wasn't even trying!
10/29/2006 2:32:48 AM
#97860
shannerwren
That is just sad.
10/29/2006 2:41:19 AM
#97862
Axver
Hahahahahahaha!
Wow, this person probably doesn't even realise that they are telling lies to themselves. That's just pathetic and sad.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when she finds out the truth ...
10/29/2006 2:51:25 AM
#97866
McCulloch
Had to check out the thread, did any of the Christians let her in on the obvious?
Prayer Request: Please make Linda see that her 16 year old son is gay. Honestly Linda, are you really that stupid?
Prayer Request: I pray that Linda will be able to have a conversation with ther son about the porn. I pray it is a girl he has been sneaking in and that he is not suffering same sex attraction. I pray for this child to strive for purity and chastity in his life. [really stupid too]
10/29/2006 3:23:47 AM
#97867
Julian
10/29/2006 3:36:27 AM
#97868
Savrin
I can't see this ending well, sadly.
10/29/2006 3:57:40 AM
#97870
Erin
I don't know if \"Jacob\" came from here or not, but I suspect he did, so I'd just like to point out that that comment (\"your son is gay, are you really that stupid?) was a really rude and offensive comment to leave on their website. Keep in mind you're not just mocking Linda anymore, you're outing her son, which, judging from where she's posting and what she's saying, is *not* going to end well. And you're deliberately doing it in a way that's maximally upsetting to both Linda and her kid. Nice. I feel so bad for that kid right now.
10/29/2006 4:16:06 AM
#97881
Theironpaperclip
Your gonna be in for a shock when you learn about Adam and Steve.
10/29/2006 5:49:50 AM
#97887
Tdevil
\"Prayer Request: Please make Linda see that her 16 year old son is gay. Honestly Linda, are you really that stupid?\"
Well now, that just shattered her denial!
10/29/2006 6:08:12 AM
#97907
Julian
Linda KNOWS her son has a mystery girlfriend because of all the make up and eyeliner and feminine beauty products in his room, along with the epilator, dresses, knickers, high heels and bras.
The Scissor Sisters and Village People CDs remain a mystery however.
10/29/2006 6:40:34 AM
#97922
Zipperback
Dear Linda,
Buy a vowel
TH_T
K_D
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H_M_S_X__L
10/29/2006 7:12:20 AM
#97956
Mac
If Linda is being sincere, this jumps towards the top of my favorite FSTDT posts ever, along with Atheists=Muslims and \"it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol\". In reality, I think Linda is fully aware that her son is gay; her post is merely a depressing expression of pure, desperate denial.
10/29/2006 8:45:06 AM
#97964
Em
Originally posted by Julian
Linda KNOWS her son has a mystery girlfriend because of all the make up and eyeliner and feminine beauty products in his room, along with the epilator, dresses, knickers, high heels and bras.
The Scissor Sisters and Village People CDs remain a mystery however.
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(That was my head hitting the keyboard randomly)
10/29/2006 9:02:04 AM
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