Well, if you are over the age of 18 and you vote democrat then you are voting for satan, plain and simple. We at the Rapture Right say "stay the course". We've come this far, lets go a little further...rr
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Stay the course. Haven't you heard? Bush says that's not what he's been saying all along,. Now we are changing tactics. Keep up, can't you? Doublespeak is tough enough --if you sheeple can't remember to parrot it, how can you expect the rest of us to know what's going on?
The logic in "We've come this far, lets go a little further" demonstrates an inability to admit that you have made a mistake, and/or unwillingness to attempt to clean up mistakes that have been made. And these are the people you want running the country?
Like the man who fell from the twentieth floor, and kept saying, "I've come this far, I'm going to go a little further..."
lets go a little further...rr
Indeed me matey's, wee shall go furrr-therrr. Arrr. Arr.
~Pirates For Christ
Satan, if he were real, would be an excellent candidate. He has experience dealing with management on the highest levels, rallied a full one third of the main company's employees and got them to assist him in his new business venture, he can be a reptile, he oversees the entire population of damned souls since the beginning of time, approximately 99.99% of the world's total population. He enjoys enduring fear and envy with little to no self-promoting or contributions, he is known world-wide, and he's killed less then a fraction of a percent of the people his 'republican' opponant god.
Rock the vote.
Except for Satan most likely being a complete anarchist, not particularly fond of protecting the kids from violent videogames and suchlike, sure, why not?
Yeah, that's right. There should only be one party, the Republican Party. But... then you wouldn't have much of a democracy, but never fear, there is a fool proof way of counter-acting the negative impact of becoming a one-party state.
Just add Democratic to the name of your country, like they do with China and North Korea.
@Em
Wish this feckin' rapture would happen already, and take all these fundies away. Then we can start making some sense ;)
Oh, that's fucking genius, tell them there's a change of plan and build them all a B Ark.
Who're you voting for if you vote in the UK? Quick, The Rapture Right! Answer me! There are other countries around, not just the US, and I'd like to know whether I'm voting for santa or not in the next election.
*sigh* It's the democrat logo isn't it? It throws them off course.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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