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I wont be buying the book [Harry Potter]. Who's the father of Witchcraft? Satan. He hates me, he hates you, he hates your kids, he hates my kids, he hates US ALL. I would not pay one thin dime to support something that even remotely or indirectly glorifies anything that has to do with Satan or his demonic forces. He'd kill your kids just as fast as he could given the oppurtunity. He'd love to see your kids burn in Hell with him. Think about that a while. Last point before I go, I love the Lord more than I love anyone. Yes, even my kids! I'm not about to offend him by bringing that trash into my house.

LivnForChrist, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [7/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Who's the father of Witchcraft? Satan. He hates me, he hates you, he hates your kids, he hates my kids, he hates US ALL.

It sounds more like you're describing Yahweh instead of Satan.

11/6/2007 9:35:03 AM



If he hates you all, he wouldn´t have made such a funny entertainment.

8/24/2009 8:06:38 AM



"I love the Lord more than I love anyone. Yes, even my kids!"

Your priorities are a bit confused. Oh screw politeness. You are an idiot!

8/24/2009 9:51:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

You're just jealous that more kids are reading Harry Potter than your book of fairytales called the Bible. Hell, I'm surprised you're not condemning teens who read the "Twilight" books as well.

Young people these days are more intelligent than you give them credit for. Certainly intelligent enough to tell the difference between fiction and fact.

And therein lies the problem for you fundies. One more child reading JK Rowling or any other fiction book (especially anything thought-provoking) means one less person you can control.

Q: What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Bible?

A: One is an extremely popular work of literature, selling by the shipload, has had many films based on such, and brings joy and inspiration to millions. The other is about a fictional deity.

8/24/2009 10:29:59 AM



No, Satan only hates you. But, to be fair, so does everyone else (even the Lord. In fact, he hates you the most and wants you to stop calling him all the time).

9/9/2011 1:13:34 AM
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