Quote# 1657

Well Sunday I went into Costco, we were looking for a new T.V. and on every T.V. the movie (Harry Potter) was playing, all I could feel was evil. I had my two year old and six year old in the cart and try as I might to get out of the area quickly, with all the people that were standing, staring at the screen like zombies at feeding time, I was trying to block my kids view of the screen, while all around me the people didn't even know I was there. Meanwhile I got to the radio area and started changing all the stations to Christian radio-hee,hee.

HEISRISEN, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [7/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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The Grappler

You heard it here first! Costco is evil (for promoting evil and creating zombies) and all fundy's should avoid the store! (great, now there will be shorter lines for me)!

Please come quickly for this one, God.

7/21/2005 2:19:59 PM


You know, I visit a site by a pastor who dislikes \"Christian\" stuff. Christian music, Chrsitian theme parks. He even tried to drive the racoons out of his house with it.

It almost drove him crazy, though.

7/21/2005 6:00:28 PM


Hopefully Costco kicked your ass out of the store then.

2/7/2007 5:23:02 AM


No, they knew you were there. It was more like, 'sweetie, it's not nice to stare at crazy people, just watch the movie.'

2/7/2007 4:02:51 PM


Oh, you're so mischevious.

7/18/2008 10:28:01 PM

And they probably thought you were acting like an idiot and went back to watching the movie in a determined attempt to ignore you - hee, hee.

7/19/2008 10:34:33 PM


standing, staring at the screen like zombies at feeding time
I love a mixed metaphor, don't you?

7/19/2008 10:49:33 PM


I never know what to feed zombies.

7/20/2008 12:26:02 AM

Poe Expert (Done 316 Poe things)

Well Sunday I went into Costco, I was looking for a new radio, but then this lady rushed in from the TV section with her two kids blindfolded and she tuned all the radios to some station playing some kind of bizarre genre of music.

7/20/2008 12:47:34 AM


I seriously can't comprehend stuff like this. Crippling poverty, war, disease and general misery abounds in the world and the evillest, most terrible things are harry potter, evolution and the gays.

7/20/2008 2:40:44 AM

Anti - Dei


9/21/2008 7:01:00 PM


Yeah I'm sure the Costco employees all fell to the floor in the fetal position because of your passive-aggressiveness.

7/15/2009 9:52:42 AM


I'd like to see you try that in Tesco's. You so much as change one display TV's channel, the staff call up Security, and your feet won't bloody touch as you're haul-arsed out of there!

7/15/2009 10:45:58 AM


"Christian radio-hee,hee"

WTH is "radio-hee,hee"? Regular radio that went through Giggle-matic? Or was it Yoddlematic?

7/15/2009 10:55:36 AM

Allegory for Jesus

And then a harmless group of non-fundies are subjected to conservatarded Christofascist nonsense spewing from the radios, feeling not only "evil" in the air, but stupidity as well.

Be less petty.

10/10/2010 8:27:24 PM


You had your six year old in a shopping cart? Hasn't it learnt to walk yet?

10/11/2010 2:15:23 AM


People were staring at the screens to see which one looked the best. What is shown does not matter, it's how it looks that matter when you are about to buy a new TV. Or do you buy the TV that shows some Christian movie?

Harry Potter is a story of the fight between good and evil, and how to choose friendship and love over power and greed. If you find Harry to be on the bad side in that scenario, I don't want to share religion with you.

10/11/2010 2:52:40 AM

The Wild One, Forever

Ahh, Fundie Land, where works of fiction are real and terrifying, but established science is made up by liberal scum in order to lead people to Satan.

10/11/2010 4:08:48 AM

Jesus Christ

@ Harry
I never know what to feed zombies.

Brains. We eat brains. Mmmmmmmmm - b r a i n s !

Gotta be Kosher, though.

10/11/2010 4:15:35 AM

@ Rime
Nice to know that not all Christians like Christian themed music, theme parks, etc.

11/18/2010 6:44:36 AM


I'd go there and blast rock in her face. She'd probably piss herself when she saw me what with my piercings, pink hair, makeup, dark clothing, Bisexuality, liberal idealology, and theism I'm like the anti-fundie ^.^. I love scaring people like this, who think that I'm actually a threat. You're prank is retarded btw, Most likely no one noticed.

6/28/2011 3:08:31 PM


And what? Within minutes the people working the radio area would have changed it back to the strongest signal of quality. Does Costco or any store have many stereo systems playing the same feed? That would be irritating and even that Potter movie was probably playing low sound from one unit.

She's a liar

6/28/2011 4:49:01 PM

Crimson Lizard

You stupid, petty little bitch! Do you really think that having to listen to that vapid, mindless shit you assholes call "music" will convert anyone? Or do anything other than make people homicidal?

These creatures have way too much faith in the power of the word. That must be why they're always flinging scripture like monkeys fling shit.

10/3/2014 5:24:53 AM


Jesus Christ: Except for vegan zombies. Grains!

8/18/2016 12:26:42 PM


Four years ago, I was at the St. Stevens (mall) branch of Tesco's; the Audio-Video section upstairs. Every TV on display was tuned to a boxing match.

Nobody would've heard anything - even if you could've tuned the DAB radios there (and you wouldn't be able to; they're locked up in display cases) - as everyone, yours truly included, were cheering on local hero Luke Campbell in the final of his weight classification at the 2012 London Olympics.

The rest is, as they say (and on the balcony of Hull City Hall)...:


The thousands of people there - yours truly included II - wouldn't have given a monkey's flying fuck if you were being eaten by zombies down Jameson Street, HEISNTRISEN. >:D

8/18/2016 9:10:21 PM

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