Well Sunday I went into Costco, we were looking for a new T.V. and on every T.V. the movie (Harry Potter) was playing, all I could feel was evil. I had my two year old and six year old in the cart and try as I might to get out of the area quickly, with all the people that were standing, staring at the screen like zombies at feeding time, I was trying to block my kids view of the screen, while all around me the people didn't even know I was there. Meanwhile I got to the radio area and started changing all the stations to Christian radio-hee,hee.
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You heard it here first! Costco is evil (for promoting evil and creating zombies) and all fundy's should avoid the store! (great, now there will be shorter lines for me)!
Please come quickly for this one, God.
You know, I visit a site by a pastor who dislikes "Christian" stuff. Christian music, Chrsitian theme parks. He even tried to drive the racoons out of his house with it.
It almost drove him crazy, though.
No, they knew you were there. It was more like, 'sweetie, it's not nice to stare at crazy people, just watch the movie.'
Well Sunday I went into Costco, I was looking for a new radio, but then this lady rushed in from the TV section with her two kids blindfolded and she tuned all the radios to some station playing some kind of bizarre genre of music.
I seriously can't comprehend stuff like this. Crippling poverty, war, disease and general misery abounds in the world and the evillest, most terrible things are harry potter, evolution and the gays.
"Christian radio-hee,hee"
WTH is "radio-hee,hee"? Regular radio that went through Giggle-matic? Or was it Yoddlematic?
People were staring at the screens to see which one looked the best. What is shown does not matter, it's how it looks that matter when you are about to buy a new TV. Or do you buy the TV that shows some Christian movie?
Harry Potter is a story of the fight between good and evil, and how to choose friendship and love over power and greed. If you find Harry to be on the bad side in that scenario, I don't want to share religion with you.
Ahh, Fundie Land, where works of fiction are real and terrifying, but established science is made up by liberal scum in order to lead people to Satan.
I'd go there and blast rock in her face. She'd probably piss herself when she saw me what with my piercings, pink hair, makeup, dark clothing, Bisexuality, liberal idealology, and theism I'm like the anti-fundie ^.^. I love scaring people like this, who think that I'm actually a threat. You're prank is retarded btw, Most likely no one noticed.
You stupid, petty little bitch! Do you really think that having to listen to that vapid, mindless shit you assholes call "music" will convert anyone? Or do anything other than make people homicidal?
These creatures have way too much faith in the power of the word. That must be why they're always flinging scripture like monkeys fling shit.
Four years ago, I was at the St. Stevens (mall) branch of Tesco's; the Audio-Video section upstairs. Every TV on display was tuned to a boxing match.
Nobody would've heard anything - even if you could've tuned the DAB radios there (and you wouldn't be able to; they're locked up in display cases) - as everyone, yours truly included, were cheering on local hero Luke Campbell in the final of his weight classification at the 2012 London Olympics.
The rest is, as they say (and on the balcony of Hull City Hall)...:
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The thousands of people there - yours truly included II - wouldn't have given a monkey's flying fuck if you were being eaten by zombies down Jameson Street, HEISNTRISEN. >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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