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When I request that the Evolutionist show me living specimens of Robustus or Erectus (not to mention the many other so-called ancestors), the usual response would be, "Bible Thumper, haven't you ever heard of extinction?"

...Extinction. What a convenient excuse...

The Bible Thumper, Christian Forums 9 Comments [7/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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punchybird

God, what a convenient excuse.

12/8/2006 6:46:54 PM

v200

So you'd probably be ok with a panda hunting reserve, because you obviously think extinction is a myth.

9/1/2011 7:21:29 PM

J. James

A convenient excuse? A CONVENIENT EXCUSE!?!

Let's see, off the top of my head, these are extinct species I know of: All mammuthus species, the Dodo, the Labrador Duck, countless species of Rails, New Zealand... Well, in short New Zealand's got extinction ALL up in it's shit, Giant Auks, Stella's sea cow, dinosaurs of various shapes and sizes, pterosaurs, most ancient pre-dinosaur Archosaurs, ichthyosaurs, thylacines, ammonites, terror birds, most giraffe species, mesohippus, various armored fish, freaky-ass herbivorous mammals, etc. etc. etc.

I could go on, but in short, NINETY-NINE FUCKING PERCENT OF ALL SPECIES ARE NOW EXTINCT. There is NO DENYING THIS.

If you think humans would do any better, think again! Humans are speciesist fuckers, if anything! Do you think we would just peacefully allow Australopithecines and Neanderthals and Homo Ergasters to coexist with us despite our huge physical and mental advantages over them??! Evolution, motherfucker, DO YOU KNOW IT?! Whether we intended to or not, we directly caused the extinction of ALL the other hominid species! ARRGHHH!!/rage rant

9/1/2011 9:05:11 PM



Poe. Who the fuck names himself "Bible Thumper"?

9/1/2011 11:20:03 PM

TWoozl

So how about those four legged insects in Leviticus. Are those extinct? Or did God just vanish them.

Moron.

9/1/2011 11:38:44 PM

Justanotheratheist

You must have been thumnped on the head once too often as a baby if you think extinction is a myth.

I'd rather bring the dodo back and make fundies take its place on the extinct list, any day.

9/2/2011 12:42:14 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You aren't real bright, are you?

11/23/2012 2:36:52 PM

Dr.Shrinker

This Poe is an insult to hardworking Poes everywhere.

11/23/2012 4:40:47 PM

anothga

When I request that the religious person show me Earth and humans were created, the usual response would be, "Anothga, haven't you ever heard of God?"

...God. What a convenient excuse..

11/29/2012 9:23:55 AM
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