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Do you have to be baptized to go to heaven me and this guy were arguing about it and Ive been reading it like you have to be baptized w/ water Im like huh I was always taught growing up that if you love Jesus and ask him to forgive you of ur sins and that you believe he died for you then ur saved plz help


NothingButTheBlood4, Bibleforums.org 9 Comments [6/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#436007
DarkfireTaimatsu

You want help, eh? I'll start by recommending punctuation.

3/17/2008 1:48:47 AM
#440416
Canadiest

I'm sure they helped him out of his money

3/21/2008 11:54:03 PM
#440469
Cabraxas

Of course you need to be baptised in water. Immerse yourself in the middle of the River Jordan immediately. I think one to two hours should do the trick.

3/22/2008 12:42:45 AM
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Eileen

I'd like to introduce you to something. It's called the period (or full stop), and his friends the comma, colon and semi-colon.

4/8/2008 3:10:41 PM
#459127
dave

Meh. It's a doctrine issue, nothing really fundie.

4/8/2008 6:45:26 PM
#459448


Well, what you were thought has actually very little to the scripture you hold so dear.

4/9/2008 1:04:31 AM
#1365038
Fishape

Dude. Stop. Breathe.

1/10/2012 8:36:47 AM
#1365039
rubber chicken

Nope, you have to believe at least three mutually incompatible, impossible things simultaneously, and be a Jewish virgin warrior.

Guess it sucks to be you eh?

1/10/2012 8:40:41 AM
#1391299
Sentry Gun

Silly you, Heaven is only for Jewish people ! :D

4/11/2012 8:11:01 AM
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