You want help, eh? I'll start by recommending punctuation.
3/17/2008 1:48:47 AM
I'm sure they helped him out of his money
3/21/2008 11:54:03 PM
Of course you need to be baptised in water. Immerse yourself in the middle of the River Jordan immediately. I think one to two hours should do the trick.
3/22/2008 12:42:45 AM
I'd like to introduce you to something. It's called the period (or full stop), and his friends the comma, colon and semi-colon.
4/8/2008 3:10:41 PM
Meh. It's a doctrine issue, nothing really fundie.
4/8/2008 6:45:26 PM
Well, what you were thought has actually very little to the scripture you hold so dear.
4/9/2008 1:04:31 AM
Dude. Stop. Breathe.
1/10/2012 8:36:47 AM
Nope, you have to believe at least three mutually incompatible, impossible things simultaneously, and be a Jewish virgin warrior.
Guess it sucks to be you eh?
1/10/2012 8:40:41 AM
Silly you, Heaven is only for Jewish people ! :D
4/11/2012 8:11:01 AM