“I have come to the conclusion that anyone who believes in evolution is fundamentally an idiot.”
Eh. ‘Believe’ is a term i use for things that lack evidence.
“Evo's are about as capable of original thought as your average Cocker Spaniel, only nowhere near as lovable.”
1 Corinthians says that anyone who ‘reviles’ is going to Hell. See you there.
“Take away the prepackaged lies at talkorigins.org and what do you have?”
An enormous pile of textbooks, fossils, submitted papers, research, and biology.
“Blustering punks who hate God and pretend that they are the masterminds of the universe.”
Do you mean ‘masters’ of the universe? The ‘mastermind’ of the universe would be the one who created it, we certainly don’t think that.
And I hate god about as much as I hate the Wizard of Oz.
“Apes do not hold antipathy toward their Creator.”
You just said we did.
“Evos do not prove evolution, but de-evolution.”
There’s no such thing.
“They have spiraled backward in development to a sub-primate level.”
If that made any sense at all, it might be insulting. It’s just pathetic.
“No wonder they look with reverence to animals which sniff each others asses and claim kinship.”
That’s your objection to evolution? You don’t think people sniff asses?
A number of times I’ve been in a group where someone farts and says, “I farted!”
And 8 times out of ten, at least one other person present leans in and sniffs. “God DAMN, you DID!” they announce.
So ,your objection is refuted.