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I have come to the conclusion that anyone who believes in evolution is fundamentally an idiot.

Evo's are about as capable of original thought as your average Cocker Spaniel, only nowhere near as lovable. Take away the prepackaged lies at talkorigins.org and what do you have? Blustering punks who hate God and pretend that they are the masterminds of the universe.

Apes do not hold antipathy toward their Creator. Evos do not prove evolution, but de-evolution. They have spiraled backward in development to a sub-primate level. No wonder they look with reverence to animals which sniff each others asses and claim kinship.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [7/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Goetian

Take away the prepackaged lies in the Bible and what you have? Blustering Bible-thumpers who hate independent thought and pretend they are the masterminds of the universe.

11/22/2006 10:47:54 PM

David D.G.

Good grief, how is this rated a mere 2.8 on the fundiness scale with 56 votes as of my viewing it? It's got to be worth at least a 4.5 for the mirror-reality factor alone!


~David D.G.

11/23/2006 1:31:07 AM

Duraji

And this fundie is capable of original thought?

3/26/2008 10:27:39 PM

Freboy

It's people like this that make me want to go to America.

I mean... it's like the best zoo ever! Is there like a fundie-tourist guide?

3/26/2008 10:52:06 PM

Feminazi

I have come to the conclusion that anyone who believes in evolution is fundamentally an idiot.



3/26/2008 10:58:14 PM

ericm6

It makes me sick that people actually think this way.

5/9/2009 10:51:28 AM

David B.

Translation: I keep using the same bullshit and getting pwned by people who point out that it was thoroughly debunked on TO years ago. I am incapable of coming up with an original argument against evolution so must keep using the same bullshit ones, so I will accuse everyone else of unoriginality for using the same rebuttals. To round it off I will resort to ad hominem attacks because science frightens me!

If people can find your arguments on the TalkOrigins archive, NT, who exactly is lacking in originality here?

5/9/2009 4:05:15 PM



You deny all actual scientific evidence in order to believe an ancient story in one book, yet you accuse those who base their opinions on that evidence of lacking original thought? Are you listening to yourself?

The study or belief in evolution is not rooted in hatred of God. That's just your fundy obsessive compulsive disorder talking; just because you see everything through your fundy prism, doesn't mean everyone else does.





5/9/2009 5:19:48 PM

JDC1

Nutrider99?
So now we can all sing:
"99 bottles of nuts on the wall?"
Maybe so.
@Freboy:
I think you have a great idea.
Here in America, we could charge admission
for a tour of 'Nuts on Parade'like this one.

5/9/2009 6:40:52 PM

buh

why should the 'prepackaged lies' at talk.origins be taken away? because it contains fair and irrefutable critiques of the most common fundie arguments? He's essentially saying 'If you ignore all the evidence then Evolution is stupid'

6/3/2009 9:29:23 PM

Nowonmai

And jackass fundies like you keep inventing and using fake words to justify your lying because you refuse to get it through your thick fucking skull that abiogenesis and evolution aren't the same fucking thing!

6/3/2009 10:33:09 PM

Clown

Ad hominem attack army in addition with the strongest "LALALA I can't hear you" spice I have seen in years. Also, fair amount of shinny mirror and false dichotomy.
Conclusion: Grade A word sallad, drenched in bullshit.

6/3/2009 11:06:04 PM



I have come to the conclusion that anyone who makes up stupid names like "Evos" (inappropriate apostrophe omitted) for people who accept evolutionary science is fundamentally an idiot.

6/3/2009 11:15:20 PM

David B.

@#965388: "anyone who makes up stupid names like "Evos" [...] for people who accept evolutionary science is fundamentally an idiot."

Aww, I kinda liked it. I took it to mean we were intellectual "Mitsubishi Evos"...

...in comparison to his mental "Market Wagon".

6/4/2009 1:23:54 AM

EvoPagan

I have come to the conclusion that anyone who believes in Genesis is fundamentally an idiot.

Fundies and YECs are about as capable of original thought as your average Cocker Spaniel, only nowhere near as lovable. Take away the prepackaged lies at Answersingenesis.com and what do you have? Blustering punks who hate their fellow man and pretend that they know the mind of god.

Fundies, however, do not prove evolution, but de-evolution. They have spiraled backward in development to a sub-primate level. This is why they so hysterically deny that we are all animals: they are afraid of looking into the mirror and seeing the truth.

Too easy.


6/4/2009 4:10:58 AM

truthinScience

"Nut rider"? Your name is "nut rider"? Isn't that anti-conservative?

8/18/2010 6:23:34 PM

Justanotheratheist

Apes are smart enough not to believe in a Creator.

(Sarcasm).

8/19/2010 1:40:12 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Failed 5th grade science again, huh?

12/4/2011 10:24:00 AM

Saringuy

fundie ignorance in action: been to talkorigins.com, said it were lies. how surprising.

5/25/2012 6:33:17 AM

Filin De Blanc

It's always about the ass with these people, isn't it?

5/25/2012 6:37:51 AM

Nagol

You believe in a myth with no outside supporting evidence, and many contradictions with how things work in real life, and people who believe in something supported by a vast amount of evidence are idiots? I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was opposite day.

5/25/2012 8:09:01 AM

Swede

I didn't know that the Vatican Church are, what was it again? Oh yeah; "Blustering punks who hate God and pretend that they are the masterminds of the universe." Good to know...

5/25/2012 11:45:38 PM
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