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I can't tell you how many times I've heard MORONS say that the only reason we don't fall into lock step with the LIE of evolution is that we don't understand the theory. The fact is that the only way you BELIEVE in evolution is if you don't understand the theory.

Let me say this clearly and distinctly. If you think that every living thing that exists on this earth came about because of chance mutations from one magical cell that magically appeared on a planet that came into existence by a magical "big bang" using a process that doesn't exist in nature from materials that could not have been created and which could not have existed eternally, you are an IDIOT!!!

Is that clear enough?

I'm 42 years old. I've listened to one MORON after another spew his asinine versions on discredited science for years. I UNDERSTAND your lie, I simply REJECT your lie. No go crawl up an ape's rectum and evolve!

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 18 Comments [7/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Melanie

Yeah, that talking snake and forbidden tree story makes SO much more sense. Expecially the part about woman being made from a guy's rib. I cry for the stupidity.

7/21/2005 9:43:12 PM

Saggrock

Is it just me, or does everyone else find it ironic that fundies don't believe in a universe that just happened, but believe in a God that just happened

7/25/2005 8:11:38 PM

Huffers

\"I'm 42 years old\" -- Nutrider99

Thats actually the saddest thing I've ever read.

3/5/2006 9:50:00 AM

Tom S. Fox

No. No, you don't understand anything.

2/19/2008 6:00:29 AM

Freboy

Think you missed a comma. I could easily believe you're 4.2 years old.

Do some reading and try again when you're at least 10.7 years old, preferrably 18.1

2/19/2008 7:52:22 AM

canadiest

i'm sure he'll buy anything Hovind says though. i'll certainly buy into a long period of time and the right conditions creating not one, but three seperate evolutionary periods at least, because we have evidence for that. God, not one shred of proof

2/19/2008 6:21:49 PM

agentCDE

You don't understand the theory.

2/19/2008 6:27:59 PM

docfred

So, 42 isn't actually the answer to everything, is it?

2/19/2008 6:40:39 PM

freako104

I have noticed those that don't accept evolution are the ones who ask why monkeys are still around if it were true though evolution doesn't work that way

2/19/2008 6:43:32 PM

dworkin

Won't someone please think of the strawmen?

2/19/2008 6:50:07 PM

SSJPunk

A magic dude that magically poofed into existance, *then* poofed the universe into existance is *much* more believable.

(but the name explains a lot)

2/19/2008 6:57:46 PM



No, you don't understand. If you understood you wouldn't sound like such an ignorant dickhead.

Also, evolution has nothing to do with the origins of life or the universe. So that's another thing you don't understand.

And the fact that he's been this stupid for 42 years makes me a little sad inside for the world.

2/19/2008 8:01:10 PM

Lady Death

Do you understand the diffrence between evolution and the big bang?

3/10/2008 3:02:08 AM

Jake Steel

Is it too much to hope that you will actually show us that you understand the theory?

3/10/2008 4:17:32 AM

Mandy

If your only sources of information on evolution are the likes of Ham and Hovind, then no, you do not understand evolution. You need to read some real science books.

3/10/2008 10:06:51 AM

anti-nonsense

You just proved that you don't know shit about evolution. Just like every other dumb cretinit in existence. Learn some real science.

3/24/2010 11:58:18 PM

Swede

You have it wrong. It's the creation myth that talks about things being magicked here, by some being who just is; we get no info on how he was created.

Before I visited this site I wasn't even aware that there was a controversy. Sure, every religion has its creation myth, and then we have the scientific description, based on facts. That is what we learn in schools over here, and around 95 % of us accept this as fact (at least outwardly).

3/25/2010 12:19:29 AM

Gore

@Jake Steel

"Is it too much to hope that you will actually show us that you understand the theory?"

Well considering that somewhere in his rant he probably thought he did... kinda like Ray Comfort's proof of god in 30 seconds. Nuff said.


3/25/2010 3:06:40 AM
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