Nutrider99 #fundie freeconservatives.com

I can't tell you how many times I've heard MORONS say that the only reason we don't fall into lock step with the LIE of evolution is that we don't understand the theory. The fact is that the only way you BELIEVE in evolution is if you don't understand the theory.

Let me say this clearly and distinctly. If you think that every living thing that exists on this earth came about because of chance mutations from one magical cell that magically appeared on a planet that came into existence by a magical "big bang" using a process that doesn't exist in nature from materials that could not have been created and which could not have existed eternally, you are an IDIOT!!!

Is that clear enough?

I'm 42 years old. I've listened to one MORON after another spew his asinine versions on discredited science for years. I UNDERSTAND your lie, I simply REJECT your lie. No go crawl up an ape's rectum and evolve!

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