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[on Osama Bin Laden] Don't you think if he really survived he would loudly prove the mighty Satan cannot kill him. That would really stir up the faithfull. It hasn't happened and it won't. He's got a job now keeping the fires of heel stoked.

Keith58, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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SonofMakuta

I like how this is quote #1666.

6/18/2010 1:30:13 PM

Tangelo

Well that's certainly awkward...

10/3/2011 2:02:59 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Go to heel, Mr. 58, if that's your real name.

10/3/2011 7:24:13 AM

Anon-e-moose

[on Osama Bin Lardarse] "Don't you think if he really survived he would loudly prove the mighty Satan cannot kill him. That would really stir up the faithfull. It hasn't happened and it won't."

Look, Ruptured Retards:



Obama did in just three years, where your God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush failed in eight. Ergo, Obama is superior. QED.

Deal with it.

...oh, and where's that 'faith' of yours, that is no less than the basis of your whole belief, eh? Not accepting the word of your ruler, Ruptured Retards? Romans 13: 1-5 says you're going to Hell. Your 'beliefs' are 'true', purely because you take what a book says, purely on spec, i.e. 'faith', yet, not obeying that same book, when it comes to believing what your own God-appointed ruler says on spec? Frankly, I'm more 'Saved' than you are (thus I will be Raptured), and I'm an Atheist!

(emph-ass-is added):

"keeping the fires of heel stoked."

Nah, that's Eclair's job:



Yes, o Mistress Eclair. Hurt me! Degrade me! I am as mere dirt under your exquisite stiletto heel! X3

10/3/2011 8:06:38 AM

rw23

Yes, bin Laden died in 2005. It took a change of presidency to make public the official story of his death, attributed to events in 2011 for purely political reasons.

'Cos Bush never lied.

10/3/2011 12:57:16 PM

Canadiest

If the raid on Bin Ladens hideout had failed or he wasn't there we would have heard nothing about it. Like several other failures and bad leads due to faulty intel.

And even if Bin Laden had survived and escaped,,, how the hell would that prove he's protected by supernatural forces? American forces are far from infallible

10/3/2011 2:50:48 PM

Dr. Shrinker

So much for loving one's enemies and praying for those who persecute you.

Who's silly idea was that anyway?

10/3/2011 3:00:55 PM

Chris

What have you got against heels Keith58?

10/3/2011 5:25:47 PM
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