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God has touched people in so many different ways that it is going to frustrate and perplex anyone who tries to put a box around it. I know of some people who were stopped by cops because they got carried away praying in tongues while they were driving and weren't paying full attention to the road.

antitox, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Melanie

Why, thank you. :) (I take a strange pride in my finds. ;)

7/22/2005 6:44:35 AM

Crosis

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that ... keyboard would be a mess if I had.

7/23/2005 6:53:24 AM

NonHomogenized

\"God has touched people in so many different ways\"

Is anyone else reminded of the family guy \"Touched by an Angel\" joke?

7/24/2005 3:40:21 AM

Adrian

\"Point to the doll. Where did God touch you?\"

Kids points to the crotch.

\"Oh come one! I'm freakin' God! Who are you going to believe huh?!?\"

12/4/2006 5:02:56 AM

Quarkyhadron

I think they were clinically insane if the clasped their hands closed their eyes and bowed their heads while driving.

6/1/2008 4:21:49 PM

SpiderWeb

"God has touched people in so many different ways"

O_o

6/1/2008 5:38:06 PM

Harry

"I know of some people who were stopped by cops because they got carried away praying in tongues while they were driving and weren't paying full attention to the road."

That is just fucking stupid.

6/1/2008 5:58:17 PM

szena

Stupid cops, didn't they know that the fundie would be protected in an accident and only worthless heathens would be killed?

6/1/2008 6:15:39 PM



Those people sound irresponsible and dangerous.

7/10/2008 10:51:48 PM

Tomby Stone

My God I'd LOVE to pick this one up hitchhiking and suddenly stomp down on the accelerator while going 'raaaaaaaapapapapapapapwaaaaaaaapapapapappapaaaaaaaappp!!' and shaking my head like Beavis on a sugar high. I wonder if we'd see any frustration then.

7/11/2008 12:08:19 AM

Michael

What variety of mushrooms do you have for breafast?

7/11/2008 7:48:55 AM

aaa

Dude, don't take acid while driving.

12/25/2008 3:10:52 PM

Darwin

This is why I could never be a cop, because I would just slap them around for a few minutes and then charge them with criminal stupidity.

12/25/2008 3:47:54 PM

Dexter

This is why I could never be a cop, because I would just slap them around for a few minutes and then charge them with criminal stupidity.

And I would assist... Stupid on purpose should be illegal.

12/25/2008 3:58:41 PM

rw23

Good for the cops.

12/25/2008 10:57:00 PM

a mind far far away

Since when has stupidity and ignorance become virtues?

12/25/2008 11:18:40 PM

xyz

Driving while having seizures is bad, m'kay?

1/12/2013 7:10:13 PM



When I was a kid I was very ill in the hospital and God came to visit me.

I was touched.

1/12/2013 9:42:17 PM

Justanotheratheist

God has touched Rapture Retards in the head. With a baseball bat.

1/12/2013 10:10:20 PM

Canadiest

You fuckers do that bullshit while driving? Guess ya gotta practice somewhere.

It's more likely one of y'all were working it to "oops I Did It Again" and thought speaking in tonques sounded better and might give you a good old boy ticket dismissal.

"Alright, move along, but the holy spirit and you should both pay more attention to your driving"

"Ogga gooble blindle cap"

"What? Oh yeah, praise the lord"

1/13/2013 7:59:59 AM

Canadiest

Maybe a little punching'l motivate you.

1/13/2013 8:01:34 AM

Swede

Kudos to the cops who stopped the dangerous idiots.

1/13/2013 8:07:16 AM
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