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#334
Melanie
Why, thank you. :) (I take a strange pride in my finds. ;)
7/22/2005 6:44:35 AM
#349
Crosis
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that ... keyboard would be a mess if I had.
7/23/2005 6:53:24 AM
#363
NonHomogenized
\"God has touched people in so many different ways\"
Is anyone else reminded of the family guy \"Touched by an Angel\" joke?
7/24/2005 3:40:21 AM
#113663
Adrian
\"Point to the doll. Where did God touch you?\"
Kids points to the crotch.
\"Oh come one! I'm freakin' God! Who are you going to believe huh?!?\"
12/4/2006 5:02:56 AM
#522868
Quarkyhadron
I think they were clinically insane if the clasped their hands closed their eyes and bowed their heads while driving.
6/1/2008 4:21:49 PM
#522922
SpiderWeb
"God has touched people in so many different ways"
O_o
6/1/2008 5:38:06 PM
#522935
Harry
"I know of some people who were stopped by cops because they got carried away praying in tongues while they were driving and weren't paying full attention to the road."
That is just fucking stupid.
6/1/2008 5:58:17 PM
#522947
szena
Stupid cops, didn't they know that the fundie would be protected in an accident and only worthless heathens would be killed?
6/1/2008 6:15:39 PM
#581665
Those people sound irresponsible and dangerous.
7/10/2008 10:51:48 PM
#581763
Tomby Stone
My God I'd LOVE to pick this one up hitchhiking and suddenly stomp down on the accelerator while going 'raaaaaaaapapapapapapapwaaaaaaaapapapapappapaaaaaaaappp!!' and shaking my head like Beavis on a sugar high. I wonder if we'd see any frustration then.
7/11/2008 12:08:19 AM
#582468
Michael
What variety of mushrooms do you have for breafast?
7/11/2008 7:48:55 AM
#825796
aaa
Dude, don't take acid while driving.
12/25/2008 3:10:52 PM
#825813
Darwin
This is why I could never be a cop, because I would just slap them around for a few minutes and then charge them with criminal stupidity.
12/25/2008 3:47:54 PM
#825819
Dexter
This is why I could never be a cop, because I would just slap them around for a few minutes and then charge them with criminal stupidity.
And I would assist... Stupid on purpose should be illegal.
12/25/2008 3:58:41 PM
#826097
rw23
Good for the cops.
12/25/2008 10:57:00 PM
#826112
a mind far far away
Since when has stupidity and ignorance become virtues?
12/25/2008 11:18:40 PM
#1493687
xyz
Driving while having seizures is bad, m'kay?
1/12/2013 7:10:13 PM
#1493719
When I was a kid I was very ill in the hospital and God came to visit me.
I was touched.
1/12/2013 9:42:17 PM
#1493723
Justanotheratheist
God has touched Rapture Retards in the head. With a baseball bat.
1/12/2013 10:10:20 PM
#1493822
Canadiest
You fuckers do that bullshit while driving? Guess ya gotta practice somewhere.
It's more likely one of y'all were working it to "oops I Did It Again" and thought speaking in tonques sounded better and might give you a good old boy ticket dismissal.
"Alright, move along, but the holy spirit and you should both pay more attention to your driving"
"Ogga gooble blindle cap"
"What? Oh yeah, praise the lord"
1/13/2013 7:59:59 AM
#1493825
Canadiest
Maybe a little punching'l motivate you.
1/13/2013 8:01:34 AM
#1493830
Swede
Kudos to the cops who stopped the dangerous idiots.
1/13/2013 8:07:16 AM
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