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Quote# 16695

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

JohnR7, Christian forums 470 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 59
WTF?! || meh

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#702694
Mech610

Well...At least he gets to the point of his bullshit quickly.

9/29/2008 5:53:07 PM
#709044
larodem

There are not enough ROFLs on the internet for this.

10/5/2008 8:01:59 PM
#715923
BeamMeUpScotty

I can't believe it. I stopped posting at CF a while ago, and I just started looking here, but when I found this my heart warmed. I've had this quotation in my CF sig forever. Glad someone else noticed.

10/11/2008 1:07:26 PM
#718338
Fibonacci

Error - Array Index Out Of Bounds Exception on line 1:

String words[3] = {"Evolution", "is", "a", "lie"};

10/13/2008 12:32:54 PM
#723260
The Devil

Thar words you fuck-tard

10/16/2008 11:56:25 PM
#723498
Shadoboy


10/17/2008 3:28:21 AM
#730782
Therebelwithtoomanycauses

This one just makes me laugh every time I see it...

10/22/2008 4:26:33 AM
#750671
Myythren

Why are we letting people who can't even count have a say what is covered in science classes?

I don't care that they have children, if anything is going to help those kids, its time away from their parents.

11/6/2008 1:59:33 AM
#770695
anon

JohnR7 can't count. That's 4 words, shithead!

11/16/2008 11:21:13 PM
#779560
Anon

I can sum that statement up in three (yes, three, not four) words: You are retarded.

11/23/2008 2:56:06 AM
#790679
Mabus

I got it. Evolution doesn't exist. so it can't be a word, right?

11/30/2008 7:27:55 PM
#792867
Ren

*ahem* 'Evolution's a lie', perhaps?

12/2/2008 1:39:46 AM
#792968
szaleniec

Words just fail me with this one. Epic lulz.

12/2/2008 2:50:07 AM
#795329
Kissy-chan

And you can count, too.

12/3/2008 6:20:10 PM
#795359
Just Passing By

To be honest, I never understood why single letters are considered to be a word.

12/3/2008 6:51:51 PM
#799739
STFU

That's 4 words dumbass.

12/7/2008 4:48:14 AM
#802183
Kokuei

So... Four is the new three. How does that fit in with trinity? Father, Son, Holy Spirit, and idiotic sheep?

Why is it a lie? Why can't it be God's mechanism? Give me a quote from the Bible that renounces evolution by name. I dare you. You can't count, so you probably can't read either.

And don't pull the 6,000 years crap. Or the 7 days crap. If "God" is eternal, there's no telling how time passes for "Him".

12/9/2008 3:39:18 AM
#810354
ker

I can sum it up in three words. Christians are idiots.

12/14/2008 9:12:04 PM
#815151
DownstairsB

I can sum it all up in three words too: Christianity is a Lie.

12/17/2008 8:11:50 PM
#821818
Anon-e-moose

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"

This would be perfect for inclusion in "Private Eye"'s 'Colemanballs' column.

12/22/2008 11:54:05 AM
#827421


Funny as shit

12/27/2008 6:57:41 AM
#827834
Tom

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

12/27/2008 4:18:05 PM
#834835
Ian

I can sum it all up in three words: Hurf durf hurf durf.

1/2/2009 2:51:21 AM
#834839
Titan Uranus

I can sum it all up in four words: Jesus ate your brain.

1/2/2009 3:00:25 AM
#851151


HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS HAS TO BEA JOKE

i weep for our children if it is not

1/14/2009 7:04:24 PM
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