Odd, you'd think someone this nutty would take Genesis at face value. But apparently he doesn't, as God separates the land and the sea during that first week!
(And that's ignoring the seventeen trillion other problems with his hypothesis.)
7/23/2005 6:56:21 AM
I love this guy. It's such a stupid post that it makes my brain hurt. Yeah, they got there, died in the flood, and magically reappeared afterwards. Brilliant!
10/25/2005 6:52:08 AM
So if there were no oceans before the flood, then what was it a flood of? Orange soda?
10/25/2005 5:53:12 PM
...except God created land and water in Genesis.
2/17/2007 9:00:10 PM
At least it's imaginative.
2/17/2007 10:01:58 PM
Give this guy a break. You don't expect fundies to actually pay attention the the Bible, do you? If they glossed over Jesus' teachings they certainly didn't pay much attention to anything else.
2/17/2007 11:59:39 PM
Not logically or even theologically sound. Try again.
2/18/2007 1:00:40 AM
What did everyone drink before the flood? :b
2/18/2007 2:09:03 AM
Waters drain away.
Since the oceans didn't form until a while ago, the animals can walk to their current habitats.
Modern timespace logic forms.
4/17/2008 1:12:42 PM
5/30/2010 3:33:38 PM
If oceans weren't around before the flood how do we have fish?
8/2/2011 3:35:58 PM
Good luck getting to South America without dying horribly, snails!
The problem with this is invasive species and diseases. Look at what pigs, rats and cats did to New Zealand.
8/2/2011 3:46:44 PM
So 40 days and 40 nights of rain was enough to fill 75% of the Earth with water?
[Obviously there are an innumerable of other flaws with this statement but they've been said already.]
8/2/2011 4:02:33 PM
The Middle East to Australia is still an awfully long way for a platypus to crawl.
And don’t even get me started on South American sloths. You ever see one of those try to move across the ground?
8/2/2011 4:04:12 PM
Yep, not only that 40 days and nights of rain were allegedly enough to fill 75% of earth with water, no, it gets even better:
This would mean a rainstorm against which hurricane Katrina was a slight breeze in comparison. Any boat made of wood in the size of the ark would have survived perhaps 3 milliseconds before transformed into a mess of wooden smithereens and its crew and passengers drowning immediately.
8/2/2011 4:08:25 PM
"I bet the oceans didn't appear until after the Flood. "
Idiots seem to have appeared, that's for sure.
12/9/2012 3:56:17 PM