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True Christians are required to believe the angels of the Bible are real. Angels heal people in John 5, and arrest the evilest in Matthew 13:49-50. The Lord returns with his mighty angels in 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9, taking vengeance.

Zechariah 5; a flying roll in the sky reported. A pillar of fire in the sky led Moses & Hebrews from Egypt. Ezekiel 1 deals with flying objects. Elijah & Jeshua both taken into the sky. So UFOs ARE CONNECTED IN THE BIBLE TO ANGELS!

John16:2, Christian Forums 4 Comments [7/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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splattaflix

By, like, umbilical cords, or what?

7/21/2008 5:01:16 AM
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Trask

"So UFOs ARE CONNECTED IN THE BIBLE TO ANGELS!"


1/2/2010 3:58:27 PM
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Allegory for Jesus

ANGELS ARE ALIENS THAT PILOT SHIPS MADE OF FIRE!!

Which, actually, considering other Christian beliefs, isn't even that absurd...

4/24/2011 11:01:49 AM
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Canadiest

There's older records in picture form. I guess if I'm going by evidence, Eric Von Danikens "Chariots of the Gods" is wayyyy more impessive than any religion.

I don't believe it either

4/25/2011 1:04:20 PM
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