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There are various forms of possession, doing a ouja board once can(not just a can, will) get you possessed to a very small degree, the mroe you do them, the more possessed you get. The demons wont necessarily let you know your possessed at first

Shizzle, Christian Forums 11 Comments [7/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Same happens with bottom-shelf Christianity.

7/25/2005 1:11:30 AM


Same happens with *all* Christianity.

4/23/2006 4:19:18 PM


Yes, christianity is a downward spiral.

12/15/2006 1:49:08 PM


"Dear Ouija board user

Hi, I'm one of them demon types, you know, satan born, free and brimstone, pit of pain and torment, all that type of stuff.

This is just a short courtesy note letting you know that, after your little ouija board caper, I've possessed you. I look forward to working with you in the future.

Your friend,


8/9/2007 4:18:13 AM


Can I have the third form of possession, a large coke and fries please?

8/9/2007 5:06:25 AM


Ah, they demons possess me in secret. Good thing I can go find my priest so he can tell me if I'm alrigt.

8/9/2007 7:16:21 AM


Now prove the existence of demonics entities. Don't forget burden of proof. And use reasonable and logical evidence.

8/9/2007 9:52:43 AM

Dudley Do Rite

"There are various forms of possession"

Possession with intent to distribute.
Simple possession.

8/9/2007 10:39:54 AM

Auntie Entropy

I thought possession was like pregnancy, but apparently you can be a "little bit possessed."

8/9/2007 3:31:11 PM

Quantum Mechanic

There are no demons, but Shizzle clearly demonstrates the existence of idiots.

7/21/2011 6:27:23 AM


"There are various forms of possession, doing a ouja board"

Whilst the police will do you for possession of cannabis, heroin, cocaine, crack, crystal meth, PCP, Ecstasy etc, somehow I doubt they'll similarly arrest you for smoking/injecting/snorting an ouija board.

...although they'll just point and laugh at your 'possession' of such. Fo'Shizzle. X3


7/21/2011 7:38:40 AM

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