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#372
Rime
Same happens with bottom-shelf Christianity.
7/25/2005 1:11:30 AM
#29920
Papabear
Same happens with *all* Christianity.
4/23/2006 4:19:18 PM
#121615
Redhunter
Yes, christianity is a downward spiral.
12/15/2006 1:49:08 PM
#275007
choosebro
"Dear Ouija board user
Hi, I'm one of them demon types, you know, satan born, free and brimstone, pit of pain and torment, all that type of stuff.
This is just a short courtesy note letting you know that, after your little ouija board caper, I've possessed you. I look forward to working with you in the future.
Your friend,
Hell-spawn."
8/9/2007 4:18:13 AM
#275014
dworkin
Can I have the third form of possession, a large coke and fries please?
8/9/2007 5:06:25 AM
#275031
Freboy
Ah, they demons possess me in secret. Good thing I can go find my priest so he can tell me if I'm alrigt.
8/9/2007 7:16:21 AM
#275059
Someone
Now prove the existence of demonics entities. Don't forget burden of proof. And use reasonable and logical evidence.
8/9/2007 9:52:43 AM
#275066
Dudley Do Rite
"There are various forms of possession"
Possession with intent to distribute.
Simple possession.
8/9/2007 10:39:54 AM
#275105
Auntie Entropy
I thought possession was like pregnancy, but apparently you can be a "little bit possessed."
8/9/2007 3:31:11 PM
#1312496
Quantum Mechanic
There are no demons, but Shizzle clearly demonstrates the existence of idiots.
7/21/2011 6:27:23 AM
#1312555
Anon-e-moose
"There are various forms of possession, doing a ouja board"
Whilst the police will do you for possession of cannabis, heroin, cocaine, crack, crystal meth, PCP, Ecstasy etc, somehow I doubt they'll similarly arrest you for smoking/injecting/snorting an ouija board.
...although they'll just point and laugh at your 'possession' of such. Fo'Shizzle. X3
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7/21/2011 7:38:40 AM
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