Same happens with bottom-shelf Christianity.
7/25/2005 1:11:30 AM
Same happens with *all* Christianity.
4/23/2006 4:19:18 PM
Yes, christianity is a downward spiral.
12/15/2006 1:49:08 PM
"Dear Ouija board user
Hi, I'm one of them demon types, you know, satan born, free and brimstone, pit of pain and torment, all that type of stuff.
This is just a short courtesy note letting you know that, after your little ouija board caper, I've possessed you. I look forward to working with you in the future.
8/9/2007 4:18:13 AM
Can I have the third form of possession, a large coke and fries please?
8/9/2007 5:06:25 AM
Ah, they demons possess me in secret. Good thing I can go find my priest so he can tell me if I'm alrigt.
8/9/2007 7:16:21 AM
Now prove the existence of demonics entities. Don't forget burden of proof. And use reasonable and logical evidence.
8/9/2007 9:52:43 AM
Dudley Do Rite
"There are various forms of possession"
Possession with intent to distribute.
8/9/2007 10:39:54 AM
I thought possession was like pregnancy, but apparently you can be a "little bit possessed."
8/9/2007 3:31:11 PM
There are no demons, but Shizzle clearly demonstrates the existence of idiots.
7/21/2011 6:27:23 AM
"There are various forms of possession, doing a ouja board"
Whilst the police will do you for possession of cannabis, heroin, cocaine, crack, crystal meth, PCP, Ecstasy etc, somehow I doubt they'll similarly arrest you for smoking/injecting/snorting an ouija board.
...although they'll just point and laugh at your 'possession' of such. Fo'Shizzle. X3
7/21/2011 7:38:40 AM