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The reason why I don't worship the earth like Liberals do is because I know Jesus is coming back.Most liberals believe that the earth will end because of global warming,when in fact the earth never ends,just ask Jesus.

SuzyJ27, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [6/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Rime

Mmkay. I'll do just that. As soon as I see Him, I'll verify that.

7/1/2005 10:01:39 PM

Feminazi

Jesus promised to return 2000 years ago, read your bible.

Also, Earth Day does not advocate worshiping the Earth, any more than "spring cleaning" worships your house.

I know this is old, but I couldn't resist.

6/2/2008 4:17:21 AM

Dr. Shrinker

The world will probably still exist despite global climate change. Humanity is a different story, however. Perhaps you think you'll be magically whisked away into the sky any day now, but it hasn't happened yet. It would seem that a little long term planning might be appropriate.

1/1/2009 9:13:28 PM

Lulzmonger

Still waiting.

1/1/2009 9:15:21 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Just ask jesus.
Go ahead. Axe him. I double dirty dog dare ya.

1/1/2009 9:17:52 PM

SetosNiceGirl

And it's people like you that are destroying the planet. Nice job breaking it fundie!

1/2/2009 4:39:02 PM

Disreg

It's hard to think of anything more damaging coming from religious belief than the fundie mantra of "Fuck the planet, I'm off in a God Spaceship any day now".

1/2/2009 4:51:02 PM

Grigadil

I asked, but Jesus must still be dead, since no answer was received.

The planet will probably remain more or less in its orbit until the Sun explodes, but the biosphere has become stressed by human activities and their byproducts.

Never say never.


1/2/2009 5:17:32 PM

Titan Uranus

Just spoke to Jesus, he said SuzyJ27 is a dirty skank and he wants her to stop bothering him with her insipid prayers about his cock.

1/2/2009 5:44:31 PM

Anonymous Tau

We can shit on the floor because Jebus the almighty cleaner will be there to make things better.

7/11/2010 3:57:25 AM

Robespierre

Look, I don't even like nature. I'm quite fond of development, so much that I'd like it to go on for as long as possible.
If responsible management of or only planet is required, I guess that can't be helped.

6/8/2011 9:44:44 AM

Anon-e-moose

"The reason why I don't worship the earth like Liberals do"

Here in the UK, I vote Labour (centre left), as opposed to the Conservatives (centre-right). The Liberal Democrats are 'middle-of-the-road'. To my knowledge, none of such political parties (thus by definition I, as a Labour voter) don't 'worship the earth'. How can I possibly 'worship' anything, if I'm an Atheist?! Americentric, or just stupid much, SuzyJ27?

"is because I know Jesus is coming back"

Yeah, about that. Better ask Harold Camping about absolutely, for sure, knowing.

6/8/2011 1:30:35 PM

GigaGuess

Fine. Get a signed document that says that Jesus will intervene before our world becomes an uninhabitable toxic waste cesspool, and I will shut up. Until then, I will work on empirical evidence, and assume that this is the only world we have, and that we need to make it last for our children, and their children, and so forth.

6/8/2011 3:04:48 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Jesus is coming back."

He'd actually have to be here first, imbecile.

11/23/2012 4:19:51 AM

rubber chicken

I douby if any educated person believes that the Earth is at risk from global warming. Human civilisation however...

11/23/2012 8:08:48 AM



Ok, how are we going to ask Jesus?. And most importantly, what if the planet is a shit when he ever returns, that you must recognise that it´s impossible to know?. If you want to live in an inhabitable waste, that´s your problem.

1/2/2013 12:52:13 PM

Punch

Well excuse me for wanting to keep the earth in good shape as long as possible. Just in case things don't work out for you.

1/2/2013 1:48:28 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus was never here in the first place you fucking moron.

7/3/2013 9:03:06 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus was never here in the first place, shit-for-brains.

8/21/2013 1:28:34 PM
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