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Quote# 1697

[replying to: 'Will we be grief stricken over loved ones who didn't make it (the rapture)?']

We won't be grief stricken, but since we will be perfect, we will understand justice, and when we see those loved ones that are the goats and sent to hell it will be a right and just action in our minds.

AustiFit, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [7/25/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
WTF?! || meh


At last: christians will be as purely spiteful and smug as their fearful leader. How beautiful for you to reconsile the extreme suffering for eternity the finite crimes of men and women created in god's image.

12/15/2006 12:51:47 PM


Ah, so when you say perfect you mean perfect cunts. Got it!

12/15/2006 1:57:09 PM


Fundamentalism - the belief system for people who have no other means of feeling good about themselves.

12/15/2006 2:00:06 PM


Top 100?

1/28/2009 7:21:38 PM


a goat is curious unlike the sheep, moron

1/28/2009 7:57:34 PM


So you admit your God will lobotomize and brainwash you so that he can torture your loved ones and you will not only not care, but applaud him? Such love.

1/28/2009 8:15:39 PM


Of course you won't be grief stricken, asshole. You'll be dead and aware of nothing at all.

1/28/2009 8:20:45 PM

Professor M

So once you're in heaven, you'll be...evil? I think I'll pass on that, thanks.

1/29/2009 12:08:11 AM



12/26/2009 3:53:00 AM


And they'll be golden thrones in our mansions, fried chicken, beer and Nascar on demand

Some of them think they'll witness the end of the world safely from heaven or be involved in punishing those left behind with their new super-human powers. Others think they'll take their pets, play checkers with Jesus and eat all day without getting fat

They're idiots who claim the Bible's a Literal truth yet misrepresent it and add to it all the time.

12/26/2009 10:14:38 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Heaven is just a brainwash away!

7/22/2010 12:25:47 PM

Crest of the Remorhaz

And you. Want. This?

Your vision of a "perfected you" is a plastic, superficial abomination that has been stripped of empathy and human warmth, reduced to a puppet that stands by grinning as people it knew all its life are tortured for all eternity.

You are a sick, pathetic, unspeakably VILE little monster who fantasizes about being able to more fully enjoy others' suffering. To take one of the most basic positives of the human condition - the ability to understand the suffering and joy of others - and carve it out of your soul so you can drown in self-righteous hedonism. And then, because you haven't quite finished shitting on the concept of decency, you wrap a veil of "religion" around it like a murderer clothed in the flayed skin of his victims.

Hitler, Pol Pot, John Wayne Gacy, and the fucking Tonton Macoutes would consider you an unlikable douchebag.

1/2/2014 12:11:00 PM

Dr. Shrinker

What Crest of the Remorhaz said

1/2/2014 2:52:13 PM