Wyatt Junker #fundie fstdt.com

Wrong. You said infinite and infinite is infinite and that's how evolution gave us weird infinite shit so let's play the infinity game of extremes and still work within the confines of free will. Say you get some strange urge to fuck a monkey. Its your freewill, right? Okay then. Now, let's say your kids also have a knack for monkey fucking. Following? Great.

Now, let's say after all this interspecies ass reaming sessions, your great great great great great great, infinitely great grandkid sports an anatomical steering wheel out of his head. Sounds outlandish? Great. So does evolution. You and the rest of your atheistic shills are the product of an infinite number of retard fucks over time. Its your gay little religion. I think its some funny ass shit, sure. But, brother... its your gospel. I hope you stick with it, you fuckin inbred.

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