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This just confirms a suspicion i told my husband about a few days ago, that i felt even the animals were becoming more and more aggressive, and viscious straying from the norm.
And i feel it all started with the fall of man.... i'm sure the animals have witnessed enough of what we have done. Wither it is leanred through what they observed, or wither it is neurological cause of all the pollution, we are to blame.

And i look forward to a new heaven and earth, where the lamb may lay with the lion.

Jesusinmyheart, Bibleforums.org 16 Comments [7/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

So you had a feeling that the animals were becoming more aggressive and you've noticed this since the beginning of time?

Learn to spell use a spell checker.

The lamb lies with the lion because it is in the lion's belly.

12/15/2006 12:34:36 PM

szenah

If animals become more vicious, it's probably because humans are moving into their territory.

And what do you think the \"norm\" for animal behavior is, anyway? Sunday school pictures of Jesus surrounded by placid animals?

12/15/2006 12:38:08 PM

cyborgtroy

"The lamb may lay with the lion"

Okay, but one of those guys might be eating the other...

1/19/2008 2:52:38 AM

Joules

the lamb may lay with the lion.

The result of that bit of hybridisation would be interesting. What would we call it? A 'liamb'? A 'laon'?

I suppose it could always eat itself if it got hungry.

I do wish these morons would either use a spell-checker or - even better since it involves using the brain, and we all know that a little exercise is a good thing - learn to bloody spell...


1/19/2008 3:31:52 AM

TheLastCenturion

I'm now imagining some kind of sheep-lion mutant hybrid.

3/30/2012 6:24:05 PM

Blokeman

Maybe if she'd stop shooting her hunting rifle at everything in sight, maybe the animals would hate her less.

And the people too.

3/30/2012 6:37:04 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I'd say the lamb lies behind the lion, being lion poop, now.

3/30/2012 9:33:57 PM

CinnamonGull

Is "viscious" some vile crossbreed of "viscous" and "vicious"? Does it dribble angrily or envelop you and try to digest you?

3/31/2012 1:09:38 AM

Blue the Thief

@CinnamonGull

Viscious Cube - The adventurers worst nightmare.

3/31/2012 1:17:40 AM

Justanotheratheist

The lion is looking forward to it, too. Fresh lamb for lunch, with fresh fundie for a midnight snack.

Life is sweet for the king of the jungle.

3/31/2012 1:18:38 AM

Agahnim

Now it's 2012 and my cats are probably even lazier than in 2005. They're also fat.

Oh, and this toad I caught wasn't aggressive:


4/26/2012 4:23:53 AM

CinnamonGull

@/Agahnim:
That's cute. I have some toads round here too, but they're mostly brown and smaller.

5/9/2012 1:45:21 PM

CinnamonGull

Double post again. I, like, whatever.

5/9/2012 2:20:19 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Any man who would marry you is an idiot.

9/8/2012 2:42:24 AM

Swede

Is it really legal to marry that young where you live, dearie? You'd better work harder on your home-work or you'll be forced to repeat your high-school year.

If one spells as appallingly as you do, one ought to use a spell checker. I think I'm a fairly good speller, but I still use a spell-check program, as English is my second language, and I want my texts to be as fault-free as possible.

9/8/2012 4:36:47 AM

hera

lamb may lay with the lion.

But thy shall not lie with the lion as thou would with a sheep.


9/8/2012 5:41:21 AM
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