Quote# 1709

As the "gods and goddesses" of the underworld, they live today and encourage mysticism among pagans, witches, New Agers and even church-goers in at least the following ways:

Aphrodite—sensuality, fertility rites, wiccan rituals, sacred prostitution.

Amun-Ra—masturbation, self realization, environmentalism, Darwinism.

Benja32one, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Amun-Ra?masturbation, self realization, environmentalism, Darwinism.\"
I'm curious as to how an ancient god could be the patron of a belief that would disprove the god's exsistance.

7/27/2005 11:35:08 AM


Easy, it's not a \"god\", but one of the many \"demons\" who's supposed to turn man's worship away from \"the one true god\".

That seems to be the point of the article the fundie was quoting from.

It's just as stupid, though.

7/27/2005 5:48:13 PM


Masturbation? I'm going to hell for sure.

8/12/2005 12:40:01 PM

Sacred Prostitute

I douche with holy water.

8/30/2005 9:07:27 PM


Sure, I masturbate, but I only think about jesus when I do it!

12/15/2006 12:30:55 PM


What? They outsourced Darwin? Does he get Social Security in Hell?

1/18/2008 3:15:48 PM


Damn, how you can mix an ancient god of sun with Darwinism???

1/18/2008 9:49:30 PM


An ancient Egyptian god of a theory posed by 19th century Englishman?

9/1/2008 11:19:40 PM


... Ra was an evolutionary biologist?

Huh. Go figure.

8/12/2009 3:55:57 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Amun-Ra was a Darwinist? OK for that self-realization if he had a time machine. What a guy!

8/12/2009 6:19:33 PM



The sun; it makes you masturbate.

4/16/2011 11:48:58 PM


what the fuck does an Egyptian sun god have to do with environmentalism and evolution?

3/12/2013 11:04:09 PM


@anti-nonsense, what the fuck does an Egyptian sun god have to do with environmentalism and evolution?

About as much as Jesus has to do with Randian economics and the NRA.

3/13/2013 8:50:08 AM

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