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We aren't evolving..if scientists think we are evolving then why don't they leave siamese twins stuck together at birth. i mean...maybe thats how we are "evolving". oh and if we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? are they the stupid ones? and what happened to the little thumb on our feet? did it just get sucked into our foot slowly. and if my dad has a tattoo, then how come i wasnt born with the same tattoo? evolution is a load of BULL. God created us exactly how we are..nothing is changing..and well, if people wanna reject God, that is definately their loss.

sammywammy, Christian Forums 18 Comments [7/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Rime

It's not evolution that makes me \"reject\" God. It's people like this that tell me he's right and I'd better become a Christian just like him.

And excuse the broken record, folks, but how is it that particular lifeforms can become immune to poisons we're using to kill them?

7/29/2005 4:10:13 AM

Storme

So somebody did actually use that tattoo argument...

Why? Just why?

2/6/2006 1:54:59 PM

Cov

Well he at least managed to maybe include a smidgen of evolutionary theory in his post. Although I don't know if siamese-ism is a genetic mutation or a reproductive defect, if it were the former I'm sure that if siamese twins were to reproduce successfully there would be more of them. Natural selection at work sammy!

2/6/2006 3:18:15 PM

Redhunter

\"Holy freakin' god.\"~Brian/Family Guy


You're just trying to invoke the rage of Lord Darwin, aren't you sammy?

12/15/2006 12:13:14 PM

PirateFaafy

if scientists think we are evolving then why don't they leave siamese twins stuck together at birth. i mean...maybe thats how we are "evolving".

Evolutionist != Selective Breeder.

oh and if we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? are they the stupid ones?

Technically, yes. The ones with slightly less intelligence branched off to become chimpanzees. By the by, "Shared a common ancestor with" != "Came from". There are actually some chimpanzees who have been observed creating tools. THEY'RE CLOSING THE GAP. OH GOD WHAT.

and what happened to the little thumb on our feet? did it just get sucked into our foot slowly.

Well yeah, to cower to the straw man.

and if my dad has a tattoo, then how come i wasnt born with the same tattoo?

I'm sorry, I didn't know that tattoo ink changed genetic makeup.

6/19/2008 3:35:38 AM

Grigadil

What is the color of clown shit? Is it called something like "sammywammy"?

6/19/2008 4:46:00 AM

deathbird

Yeah, like the epitope of rationality is called sammywammy...

6/19/2008 5:14:53 AM

Dharmabum

How fucking stupid can it get? Yesterday, I read this site and thought, "That's as fucking stupid as it can get." And now today, we have a fundie fucktard wondering why he didn't inherit his dad's TATTOO? How fucking stupid can it get?

I'll bet his dad's tattoo says, "I'm with stupid."

6/19/2008 5:39:06 AM

John_in_Oz

Yes, sammywammy, you were created exactly as you are now, dribbling shit and incapable of rational thought.

6/19/2008 7:08:54 AM

Rawley

Siamese twins aren't genetic mutations.

6/19/2008 7:50:59 AM

Me

"and if my dad has a tattoo, then how come i wasnt born with the same tattoo?"

Maybe you would have done if he'd got the tattoo done ON HIS SPERM!

6/19/2008 11:57:32 AM



Being a Siamese twin is not hereditary. Next question.

6/27/2011 7:34:59 PM

Elia

Tattoos? Siamese twins? THOSE are your arguments against evolution?

What does two people being stuck together present as an advantage to future generations? How would tattoo prove beneficial to a population as a whole? BTw, I'm pretty sure that big toe you must stub on occasion would count as a "little thumb on your foot."

6/27/2011 8:02:44 PM

TheLastCenturion

For the record, Siamese twins occur when identical twins break apart in the womb when they are just cell clusters. Instead of completely separating, a portion stays attached, and develops into two physically attached individuals. We are not evolving that way, technically, it is a birth defect.

Monkeys didn't necessarily need to evolve to survive. Some of them did, because their immediate surroundings influenced their evolution. Some, however, did not, because the conditions around them where already suited to them. And therein lies the beauty of evolution.

As for the tattoo thing, you don't code a tattoo into your dna. thus it is impossible to pass a tattoo on to your child.

2/24/2012 10:31:34 PM

Justanotheratheist

"...and if we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?"

Gee, sammy, that's an original and thought provoking question.

(Sarcasm).

As for your bullshit about siamese twins and (worse still) tattoos, I weep for humanity if you are not in fact a troll.

2/25/2012 12:51:46 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Lie much, shit-for-brains?

10/16/2012 8:17:08 AM

Anon-e-moose

"We aren't evolving..if scientists think we are evolving"

...you should then try to explain Usain Bolt:



Before him, if any athlete broke world records almost at will (even slowing down before the finishing line, yet still breaking world records), never mind attaining the above time, there'd be serious doubts as to him doing so without any form of circulatory/pharmaceutical aid(s). A certain Canadian athlete at the 1988 Seoul Olympics, for example.

Yet, Usain Bolt can do so. And please, show me where Chicken Nuggets is a performance-enhancing drug?

Like I say: explain this. If not a pure 'natural' talent (Bolt isn't exactly your Spartan-esque training obsessive, neither), then how?

Chris Boardman, at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. Can't have been purely that custom-built Lotus carbon-fibre bike he rode, which enabled him to not just break, but annihilate world records; when other riders would be lucky to break such by as much as 1/2-1 second or so, he did so by as much as a minute. Sir Chris Hoy in 2008 Beijing, and 2012 London; no Lotus bike required.

With Usain Bolt being the prime example, we may be already seeing the emergence of Homo Superior.

No 'God' required.

10/16/2012 8:43:35 AM

nyctornado

straw man

10/24/2012 2:29:31 PM
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