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[Complaining about non-Christians shoving their lifestyle down his throat]

I mean you can't go into a store and find ruby red grapefruit juice. But you can surely find stacks and stacks of Heinaken and Budweiser. That space could be used for Bibles.

Zaac, Christian Forums 38 Comments [7/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Rime

Six of one, Half a dozen of the other. To the slice of toxic atihiests and believers, we're all shoving our beliefs down each other's throats.

Get over it and put the \"reach\" back into \"preach.\" Of course, I suspect that this guy just will never have enough to whine about.

7/29/2005 4:20:06 AM

Hellbound Alleee

I can assure you with the utmost confidence that I have never shoved anything down anyone's throat. Ever. How, exactly, can you force a belief down a throat? Or into someone's head, without some kind of surgery or drugs--even then, I'm not sure you can. So, calm down.

Since when was ruby red juice christian, and beer atheist? And how is that anywhere remotely like shoving beliefs? Just don't buy the beer, and buy the wine, like Jesus would.

7/29/2005 5:06:58 PM

Sierra

In Zaacs mind, Christians:Bibles::Atheists:Beer

Funny stuff.

11/14/2005 8:54:08 AM

Redhunter

I do admit that ruby red grapefruit juice IS the shit (especially with vodka), but really, just quit your 'wining'.

12/15/2006 11:55:08 AM

TeabagSalad

It's really annoying when you go into a book store looking for a copy of a book on Quantum Theory and all you can find are bibles. That space could be used for beers!

(Hey I have a degree in Physics and I still really only get quantum theory after a good few beers)

12/15/2006 12:05:45 PM

pauline

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa oh my god

1/14/2007 7:05:37 PM

Gwen

The funny thing is that when I see shelves and shelves of Bibles, I think that's a ton of shelf-space that could be used for beer.

Now lets go get pissed and watch porn.

1/14/2007 10:28:52 PM

SaneChick

Heineken and Budweiser suck anyway, but if you fuck with my Stella Artois, I'll cut you.

1/14/2007 11:04:55 PM

brollie

I imagine he'd be quite shocked to find out how many Christians work for the beer industry.

1/14/2007 11:24:17 PM

Captain Janeway

Paw hitched up the wagon and went to the General Store. They got blankets, fat back, tabaccy, and some Bibles!

Tonight we're going to party like it's 1849!

1/15/2007 12:00:05 AM

[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

So complain to the owner of your local book-and-beverage store.

Oh, wait...

1/15/2007 12:05:53 AM

David D.G.

Apart from anything else, Zaac really doesn't understand capitalism or the basic free-enterprise system, does he?


~David D.G.

1/15/2007 12:52:45 AM

Julian

Yep what D.D.G. said. And forgetting the whole demand thing, WTF, are bibles consumables now?

I leave mine of the bookshelf to scare people, what the hell do you do that needs a new one every week?

1/15/2007 2:36:33 AM

Lillian

\"you can't go into a store and find ruby red grapefruit juice.\"


Really? I can go into the local WalMart here and find Ruby Red grapefruit jusce...perhaps you're looking in the wrong place?

1/15/2007 3:10:47 AM

Beccs

Yes, and why burn logs? That space could be used for bibles.

Dickhead!

1/15/2007 3:59:27 AM

BurntBush

Or it could be used to stock some Guinness.

1/15/2007 4:16:51 AM

JP

At least if he complained that Maxim and Car and Driver were taking up good bible space it woulld flow.
You don't need to refridgerate your bible.

1/15/2007 9:53:08 PM

Tobit

Because all non-Christians drink booze like fish, and all Christians never drink.

Nice one, Zaac.

1/15/2007 10:51:13 PM

Barikada

"I mean you can't go into a store and find ruby red grapefruit juice." What? Yes you can!

Unless you're going into a liquor store.

Then you're just a moron.

10/19/2008 1:26:58 AM

Bad Influence

So... whose lifestyle is this, exactly?

10/19/2008 2:07:33 AM

Harry

That space could be used for Bibles.

oh yes, the gideons don't have enough to do

10/19/2008 2:39:15 AM

aaa

If you want bibles, go to a bookstore. Also, i need duct tape to repair my still.

10/19/2008 2:44:54 AM

Senator

Try the juice aisle. It is next to the cranberry cocktail by Ocean Spray.

10/19/2008 3:15:29 AM

God

I don't like alcohol too much. But I'd rather have people drink than read the Babble. Because after a good night sleep you usually come to your senses.

1/28/2009 3:31:28 PM

DinDC

Here in DC there are no "stacks and stacks of Heinaken (sic) and Budweiser" on the shelves of our friendly 7-11s.

Acknowledging that sad fact, I always wonder why (in a munchified state) I walk into the local 7-11, and although I have the choice of yummies like Cheetos and Doritos, I stand transfixed - Upset, if you will - That there is no Bible to be found.

1/28/2009 4:28:42 PM
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