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#447
Rime
Six of one, Half a dozen of the other. To the slice of toxic atihiests and believers, we're all shoving our beliefs down each other's throats.
Get over it and put the \"reach\" back into \"preach.\" Of course, I suspect that this guy just will never have enough to whine about.
7/29/2005 4:20:06 AM
#453
Hellbound Alleee
I can assure you with the utmost confidence that I have never shoved anything down anyone's throat. Ever. How, exactly, can you force a belief down a throat? Or into someone's head, without some kind of surgery or drugs--even then, I'm not sure you can. So, calm down.
Since when was ruby red juice christian, and beer atheist? And how is that anywhere remotely like shoving beliefs? Just don't buy the beer, and buy the wine, like Jesus would.
7/29/2005 5:06:58 PM
#4155
Sierra
In Zaacs mind, Christians:Bibles::Atheists:Beer
Funny stuff.
11/14/2005 8:54:08 AM
#121532
Redhunter
I do admit that ruby red grapefruit juice IS the shit (especially with vodka), but really, just quit your 'wining'.
12/15/2006 11:55:08 AM
#121539
TeabagSalad
It's really annoying when you go into a book store looking for a copy of a book on Quantum Theory and all you can find are bibles. That space could be used for beers!
(Hey I have a degree in Physics and I still really only get quantum theory after a good few beers)
12/15/2006 12:05:45 PM
#138763
pauline
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa oh my god
1/14/2007 7:05:37 PM
#138812
Gwen
The funny thing is that when I see shelves and shelves of Bibles, I think that's a ton of shelf-space that could be used for beer.
Now lets go get pissed and watch porn.
1/14/2007 10:28:52 PM
#138822
SaneChick
Heineken and Budweiser suck anyway, but if you fuck with my Stella Artois, I'll cut you.
1/14/2007 11:04:55 PM
#138830
brollie
I imagine he'd be quite shocked to find out how many Christians work for the beer industry.
1/14/2007 11:24:17 PM
#138834
Captain Janeway
Paw hitched up the wagon and went to the General Store. They got blankets, fat back, tabaccy, and some Bibles!
Tonight we're going to party like it's 1849!
1/15/2007 12:00:05 AM
#138836
[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]
So complain to the owner of your local book-and-beverage store.
Oh, wait...
1/15/2007 12:05:53 AM
#138848
David D.G.
Apart from anything else, Zaac really doesn't understand capitalism or the basic free-enterprise system, does he?
~David D.G.
1/15/2007 12:52:45 AM
#138867
Julian
Yep what D.D.G. said. And forgetting the whole demand thing, WTF, are bibles consumables now?
I leave mine of the bookshelf to scare people, what the hell do you do that needs a new one every week?
1/15/2007 2:36:33 AM
#138883
Lillian
\"you can't go into a store and find ruby red grapefruit juice.\"
Really? I can go into the local WalMart here and find Ruby Red grapefruit jusce...perhaps you're looking in the wrong place?
1/15/2007 3:10:47 AM
#138898
Beccs
Yes, and why burn logs? That space could be used for bibles.
Dickhead!
1/15/2007 3:59:27 AM
#138912
BurntBush
Or it could be used to stock some Guinness.
1/15/2007 4:16:51 AM
#139756
JP
At least if he complained that Maxim and Car and Driver were taking up good bible space it woulld flow.
You don't need to refridgerate your bible.
1/15/2007 9:53:08 PM
#139821
Tobit
Because all non-Christians drink booze like fish, and all Christians never drink.
Nice one, Zaac.
1/15/2007 10:51:13 PM
#725998
Barikada
"I mean you can't go into a store and find ruby red grapefruit juice." What? Yes you can!
Unless you're going into a liquor store.
Then you're just a moron.
10/19/2008 1:26:58 AM
#726029
Bad Influence
So... whose lifestyle is this, exactly?
10/19/2008 2:07:33 AM
#726054
Harry
That space could be used for Bibles.
oh yes, the gideons don't have enough to do
10/19/2008 2:39:15 AM
#726060
aaa
If you want bibles, go to a bookstore. Also, i need duct tape to repair my still.
10/19/2008 2:44:54 AM
#726089
Senator
Try the juice aisle. It is next to the cranberry cocktail by Ocean Spray.
10/19/2008 3:15:29 AM
#872431
God
I don't like alcohol too much. But I'd rather have people drink than read the Babble. Because after a good night sleep you usually come to your senses.
1/28/2009 3:31:28 PM
#872541
DinDC
Here in DC there are no "stacks and stacks of Heinaken (sic) and Budweiser" on the shelves of our friendly 7-11s.
Acknowledging that sad fact, I always wonder why (in a munchified state) I walk into the local 7-11, and although I have the choice of yummies like Cheetos and Doritos, I stand transfixed - Upset, if you will - That there is no Bible to be found.
1/28/2009 4:28:42 PM
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