I've seen some dumb things, but this one is the dumbest.
8/12/2005 12:42:24 PM
If god puts a little pixelated blur over the naughty parts in heaven, will the \"intProp censorGridSize 0\" cheat work?
8/29/2005 9:19:11 PM
Haha. Oh man. That's an image I didn't need.
11/14/2005 8:19:09 PM
Yah, I'm gonna be sniffin' panties like a mo-fo! Just avoid the ones that are in piles next to replacement hips and pacemakers.
12/15/2006 11:48:04 AM
So it's not OK for a male pervert to fondle your bra, but it's OK for another pervert to grope around my boxer shorts?
Not only is she a fundie and without priorities, she's sexist too.
5/13/2008 3:17:24 AM
Holy crap, she's right. There are going to be millions of used tampoons when the rapture hits!
Damn, the secret is OUT! Women menstrate.
5/13/2008 4:18:49 AM
All fundies will be issued a fig leaf, along with the prescribed harp. One regulation, standard, one size fits none fig leaf, use it as you will. And one out of tune harp.
5/13/2008 5:00:16 AM
Tom S. Fox
"...somehow I just can't see that happening."
Think a little further, you're almost there.
7/9/2008 6:01:37 AM
Which is why you shouldn't use underwear, sis...
7/9/2008 7:05:25 AM
That's correct. You should always go commando - underwear just gets in the way (unless it is one of those little laced black numbers with an open crotch).
7/9/2008 7:36:38 AM
So the skies would be raining fire, the seas and rivers boiling, and the land shaking with the greatest of quakes, yet there'd be a bunch of people who'd abandon their loved ones at this time JUST to get a chance at touching MNGirl's extra-large, skid-marked grannie pants? Woah man, I think I just felt a slight shift in Earth's orbit caused by this veritable neutron star of fundie ego. You stupid, moldy old cunt.
7/9/2008 8:20:11 AM
you're sisters and brothers IN Christ, not of Christ. You're actually less than bacteria to him since bacteria have no original sin.
7/9/2008 9:51:06 AM
Yes, I CAN see it happening, that's why I spit up coffee on my keyboard...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...piles of women's underwear with all sorts of "forbidden" contraceptive devices sitting on top, finally revealed to the world...(I am a female)
And I need to add that original sin was the breaking point for me. The basic unfairness of it made me start to question everything else I was being taught in "church school." I was eight at the time.
7/9/2008 4:05:05 PM
Forget the panties; I wanta see someone get freaky with the tooth fillings.
7/9/2008 4:57:40 PM
Somehow I just can't see that rapture thing happening either. It sounds too much like devil magic. Only demons can levitate things and people.
Oh yeah. You need to be dead to get to be with Jesus. Not just brain dead [as you already are], but actually factually physically dead.
7/9/2008 5:05:42 PM
Argh...I want all their stuff not just the unmentionables! These nutjobs keep promising the Rapture. Hurry up and pick a day already....geez!
Also I really hope this nut isn't from Minnesooota. We're soon gonna be the Alabama of the north. *points at Michelle Bachman*
7/9/2008 5:59:57 PM