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Quote# 1729

water on mars proof of the flood

Here we see water on mars! When the waters of the flood were dryed with a great wind, it seems some ended up pon mars! Not millions of years ago, thousands!

dad, Christian Forums 22 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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#460
Rime

I guess mars is a lot closer than I thought. I had no idea that dad here knows how a wind could cross a total vaccuum.

7/30/2005 9:33:05 PM
#462
Francois Tremblay

Why isn't it on the Moon ?

7/30/2005 10:05:48 PM
#471
Caphi

Debating dad is frustrating, amusing, time-consuming, and very possibly unhealthy. All at the same time. I wonder if that's how drugs feel?

7/31/2005 6:48:10 PM
#3139
Gadren

Because of COURSE Earth is the only possible source of water in the Universe...

10/27/2005 8:10:43 PM
#121525
Redhunter

Can you fathom how retarded that statement is dad? Find a SCALE map of the two planets and observe exactly how far away from each other the two planets are. Then, when you realize that you didn't understand it at all, walk out into traffic and dive under the first bus or semi you see.

12/15/2006 11:46:54 AM
#122317
Adrian

Right, and wind can travel in a vaccum.

12/16/2006 10:24:47 PM
#122322
Tiny Bulcher

Hmmm. I'm coming round to the view that dad is a Loki troll. He's one of the best I've ever seen if he is.

12/16/2006 10:39:28 PM
#152613
Øyvind

This guy's a lunatic:

http://www.christianforums.com/showpost.php?p=17328546&postcount=19

http://www.christianforums.com/showpost.php?p=17329201&postcount=31

This guy's either incredibly fanatical or an incredibly funny troll. I like to think it's the second.

2/3/2007 5:01:04 PM
#152617
Raggy

pon mars

lol, that made me think of porn stars. Thanks dad!

2/3/2007 5:04:43 PM
#152618
Raggy

P.S

You're a fucking moron.

2/3/2007 5:05:04 PM
#379461
Darwin's Lil' Girl

Um...Crazy, much?

1/12/2008 7:14:31 AM
#379477
God

About the flood:

I thought there was delicious cake on mars and shot a portal there. Sry.

1/12/2008 7:40:49 AM
#379483
TB Tabby

Great claims require great evidence. You're going to need more than that.

1/12/2008 7:47:58 AM
#379489
Lewisfisher

Dad's insights on science are simply astounding.

1/12/2008 8:00:01 AM
#379513
apYrs

the stupid, it hurts

1/12/2008 10:02:11 AM
#1177370
J

Wind is moving air. In order to have air you need to have an atmosphere. There is a vacuum in space. Space is in between Earth and Mars. Wind cannot cross a vacuum.

7/7/2010 3:10:51 PM
#1318634


I thought he said waters OF mars for a sec
then I had terrifying flashbacks of evil water spewing superzombies

8/4/2011 9:30:36 PM
#1318635
J. James

[size=30]FUCKING

DUMBASS[/size]



There is no limit to the idiocy of this statement.

8/4/2011 10:28:14 PM
#1318659
Justanotheratheist

That same wind must have carried dad's only brain cell with it to Mars, too.

8/5/2011 2:22:01 AM
#1363545
Quantum Mechanic

The vacuum between this fuckwit's ears is similar to that found in deep space.

1/5/2012 9:17:31 AM
#1451564
Ebon

That's just insane troll logic.

9/26/2012 7:23:42 AM
#1451601
Anon-e-moose

So the id Software games/film "DOOM" are documentaries? And the UAC Corporation used their teleportation technology to take that extra water from Earth to it's base on Phobos, so as to drown all the Imps, Demons, Cacodemons, Cyberdemons, Arachnotrons etc; down the 'plughole' that was the dimensional portal to Hell...? [/id Software geek] [/smartarse]

dad... we need to talk.

9/26/2012 8:27:40 AM
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