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Quote# 1729

water on mars proof of the flood

Here we see water on mars! When the waters of the flood were dryed with a great wind, it seems some ended up pon mars! Not millions of years ago, thousands!

dad, Christian Forums 22 Comments [7/30/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


I guess mars is a lot closer than I thought. I had no idea that dad here knows how a wind could cross a total vaccuum.

7/30/2005 9:33:05 PM

Francois Tremblay

Why isn't it on the Moon ?

7/30/2005 10:05:48 PM


Debating dad is frustrating, amusing, time-consuming, and very possibly unhealthy. All at the same time. I wonder if that's how drugs feel?

7/31/2005 6:48:10 PM


Because of COURSE Earth is the only possible source of water in the Universe...

10/27/2005 8:10:43 PM


Can you fathom how retarded that statement is dad? Find a SCALE map of the two planets and observe exactly how far away from each other the two planets are. Then, when you realize that you didn't understand it at all, walk out into traffic and dive under the first bus or semi you see.

12/15/2006 11:46:54 AM


Right, and wind can travel in a vaccum.

12/16/2006 10:24:47 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Hmmm. I'm coming round to the view that dad is a Loki troll. He's one of the best I've ever seen if he is.

12/16/2006 10:39:28 PM


This guy's a lunatic:



This guy's either incredibly fanatical or an incredibly funny troll. I like to think it's the second.

2/3/2007 5:01:04 PM


pon mars

lol, that made me think of porn stars. Thanks dad!

2/3/2007 5:04:43 PM



You're a fucking moron.

2/3/2007 5:05:04 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Um...Crazy, much?

1/12/2008 7:14:31 AM


About the flood:

I thought there was delicious cake on mars and shot a portal there. Sry.

1/12/2008 7:40:49 AM

TB Tabby

Great claims require great evidence. You're going to need more than that.

1/12/2008 7:47:58 AM


Dad's insights on science are simply astounding.

1/12/2008 8:00:01 AM


the stupid, it hurts

1/12/2008 10:02:11 AM


Wind is moving air. In order to have air you need to have an atmosphere. There is a vacuum in space. Space is in between Earth and Mars. Wind cannot cross a vacuum.

7/7/2010 3:10:51 PM

I thought he said waters OF mars for a sec
then I had terrifying flashbacks of evil water spewing superzombies

8/4/2011 9:30:36 PM

J. James



There is no limit to the idiocy of this statement.

8/4/2011 10:28:14 PM


That same wind must have carried dad's only brain cell with it to Mars, too.

8/5/2011 2:22:01 AM

Quantum Mechanic

The vacuum between this fuckwit's ears is similar to that found in deep space.

1/5/2012 9:17:31 AM


That's just insane troll logic.

9/26/2012 7:23:42 AM


So the id Software games/film "DOOM" are documentaries? And the UAC Corporation used their teleportation technology to take that extra water from Earth to it's base on Phobos, so as to drown all the Imps, Demons, Cacodemons, Cyberdemons, Arachnotrons etc; down the 'plughole' that was the dimensional portal to Hell...? [/id Software geek] [/smartarse]

dad... we need to talk.

9/26/2012 8:27:40 AM