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And yes, Pokemon is very evil. Nearly destroyed my life way back when it was 'cool.'
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[11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Don't delude yourself. You, nor Pokemon were EVER cool.
6/19/2006 12:19:20 PM
Have you trained your Jesus up to level 3 yet?
6/19/2006 12:22:26 PM
Pokemon isn't evil; it's just stupid. Your obsession is what was evil. It is useless to blame the thing you obsessed over.
6/19/2006 1:44:14 PM
6/19/2006 6:58:23 PM
I can see you sitting on your bed late past midnight, a gameboy without batteries at your side, as you sweat incessantly and rock back and forth with convulsions, crying \"gotta catch em all... gotta catch em all!\"
12/9/2006 3:12:52 AM
No, your overactive imagination probably did that when you thought Pikachu was real.
12/9/2006 4:00:43 AM
6/13/2008 8:16:42 PM
and that, children, was the first time I sucked a dick for Pokemon, but it wouldn't be the last.
6/13/2008 9:01:27 PM
If Pokemon is evil, I'm glad to revel in the evilly goodness. Those games are ludicrously fun.
I never understood what was so "evil" about them anyway. Evolution in the games are basically over-glorified growth spurts, and "Potions" are just spray-on medications.
8/6/2008 3:02:22 AM
No, Pokemon isn't evil, you were just a stupid kid.
8/6/2008 4:35:56 AM
also don't diss Pokemon, those games are freakin' fun.
1/3/2009 3:14:49 AM
"And yes, Pokemon is very evil. Nearly destroyed my life way back when it was 'cool.'"
That is hilarious. Also, @ Julian: lol!
But seriously. It's not that Pokemon is evil, it's just that you lack self-control.
7/9/2009 10:13:12 PM
The Serious One
Yep, it's a classic destructive cycle. Proof in video.
9/18/2010 3:27:43 AM
How do you let an old Gameboy game destroy your life? I mean, how does that even work?
4/7/2011 11:44:15 AM
Evil is as evil does, like Forrest Gump (almost) said.
You decided to let it take over your life, dearie.
4/7/2011 12:01:21 PM
And how did it do that. I mean. Venasaur.
1/26/2012 2:23:48 AM
Yes, it is evil. It just isn't for your reason. I can't put the games down when I start playing.
4/4/2012 5:05:24 AM
Blue the Thief
The only thing Pokemon destroyed was my Mothers sanity.
Seriously, she still doesn't forgive me for the first movie.
4/4/2012 5:26:44 AM
What a shame it wasn't 'cooler'
4/4/2012 8:21:32 AM
Jesus, I choose you!
4/4/2012 9:56:00 AM
Let's rephrase that; "And yes, Pokemon is very addictive and time-consuming. Nearly destroyed my life way back when it was 'cool.'"
4/4/2012 9:58:04 AM
I never got into Pokemon. If it's very evil, I should have been a mindless slave to Pokemon.
4/4/2014 6:22:03 AM