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Why can’t Atheists and religious hypocrites and homosexuals and abortionists and alcoholics and drug addicts and Adulaters and gluttons and murderers and thieves love Santa?

Because there is no Evidence that Santa Exist?
Because they are not hypocrites.
Because they are not in denial.
Because they are just a result of Social Conditioning.
Because they don’t accept the existence of god.
Because they are just slaves of sins.
Because they don’t worship false idols
Because they don’t worship false prophets
Don’t know.

Ask, Seek, Knock
7"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
8 For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened.
9" Which of you, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone?
10 Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake?
11 If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him!
12 So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.
The Narrow and Wide Gates
13"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it.
14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.
15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...07;&version=31

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