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Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?

Why don’t Atheists want to love Jesus?

Because Atheists don’t worship false idols,
Because there is no evidence that Santa Exist,
Because Atheists are not hypocrites,
Because Atheists are not in denial.
Because Atheists don’t want the meek to inherit the earth,
Because Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,
Because Atheists don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist,
Because Atheists don’t want to live a Virtuous life,
Because Atheists don’t want to accept the existence of god,
Because Atheists don’t have scales on their eye,
Because Atheists don’t worship false prophets

lynn18, Christian Forums 22 Comments [11/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Mike

So close yet so far.

11/30/2006 8:24:49 PM

Sevagram

\"Because there is no evidence that Santa Exist\"

What???? Santa doesn't exist? You LIE!!!

12/1/2006 9:26:04 AM

Tdevil

Huh????

12/1/2006 10:04:14 AM

platypeanArchcow

As many have said, \"Jesus loves me, but I still make him use a condom.\"

12/1/2006 10:17:02 AM

Redhunter

Atheists don't worship, PERIOD.
You are painting all atheists with one huge brush, how meek and virtuous is that?
I'd accept the existance of god if there was a reason to believe in teh existance of a god. Since their isn't, why are you in denial about the FSM?

Because Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,


If you mean this to be a 'do unto others' reference, Atheists DO wish that they were treated half as good as religions. We don't get fancy holidays, tax-write offs, time off from work or any of that. We just want to be given the same respect that you expect. If you think you guys are persecuted over 'merry x-mas', try telling someone that you are an atheist. You want dirty looks, sneers and pity, that's your route. I would be perfectly happy never having to discuss religion or the lack thereof EVER unless I wanted to, but that's not how it works in America.

12/1/2006 10:36:51 AM

Alejandro

I was about to post how puzzling this is, but I clicked on the link and saw... it is a POLL!

\"Because Atheists don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist\" and \"Because there is no Evidence that Santa Exist\" are winning, probably because most of those answering the poll are atheists. A few fundies have gone for the \"don't want to be virtous/don't want the meek to inherit the earth\" options.

This does not strike me as appropiate for FSTDT, but if we keep it some explanation must be added to the post because like this, it is just baffling.

12/1/2006 11:38:32 AM

WritingIsMyReligion

Dude, seriously--WTF!

12/1/2006 11:59:11 AM

Amos

Going into Spock mode: *raises eyebrow* \"Fascinating.\"

12/1/2006 3:24:19 PM

hairband

She left out my forked tongue and cloven hooves.

12/1/2006 4:48:13 PM

Julian

Most of those are pro atheism aren't they?

ANd yes there are better mantras than the golden rule.
- Do unto others as they would like done unto them for starters.
- Do good unto others for the sake of doing good.

Oh, and they'd like a fucking Earth left for their children to inherit custody of.

12/2/2006 1:19:18 AM

Liberty Libertine

Hell, I could go to the mall today and see Santa, which is more than I can say about Jeebus...


12/4/2006 2:35:56 PM

Kris Kringle

Yes, I do exist...now shut the fuck up.

12/4/2006 6:35:08 PM

Tom S. Fox

Mainly because I'm not gay.

2/20/2008 5:27:10 PM

Integra

Because there is no evidence that Santa Exist,
No, but St. Nick did.
Atheists don’t want to do to others, what Atheists would have others do to them,
Yes I do.
christians don’t have evidence that Jesus Exist,
Fixed.
Atheists don’t have scales on their eye,
WTF?

3/1/2008 7:12:45 AM

ORG

What a strange list.

3/1/2008 7:29:05 AM

Cabraxas

Correct
Correct (but irrelevant)
Correct
Correct
Wrong, I think,,, dumb statement, makes no sense
Wrong, too much generalisation
Correct
Wrong, but please define 'virtuous' without mentioning god or the buybull
Correct
Correct
Correct

Pretty close, really,,,,,,, for a fundie

3/1/2008 9:06:51 AM

Feminazi

Why don't you say something smart for a change?

6/2/2008 5:27:04 AM

Allegory for Jesus

True, true, maybe, true, false, false, true, false, maybe, true (?), and true.

7/11.
Your list of "becauses" fails whether it is interpreted as sarcastic (in which case we are implied to actually follow the golden rule and wish to live a "virtuous life"...accurate but an unexpected admission) or serious (in which case we are TWICE given credit for not following an incorrect religion, which is a nice change of pace!).

Try harder next time.

7/26/2010 8:35:41 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Because Jesus is a myth for stupid people.

8/27/2012 8:27:45 AM



Is he supporting athiests? I don't get this, he says that Jesus was a false prophet. Maybe he's muslim or something?

7/8/2013 3:52:23 PM

Blarghonius

And what are you trying to say?

7/8/2013 4:11:45 PM

A. Square

1. Replace the word Atheist with the word Fundie
2. Change strawmen as needed
3. ??????
4. PROFIT

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