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"[Supersport has trouble comprehending basic grammar. Film at eleven.]

And here’s the magic of life as I see it: Since life is a verb, I find it interesting that faith is also a verb."

supersport, CARM.org 83 Comments [12/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture
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Incubusion

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Well sheet, you gots me convinced. Yous the new Shakespearian dudes.

By the way, the verb is live you moron.

12/27/2006 5:37:44 PM

Doctor Whom

Since \"life\" is a noun, I find it interesting that \"disbelief\" and \"apostasy\" are also nouns.

12/27/2006 5:58:44 PM

David D.G.

The Fundie Word Redefinition Project has reached its apotheosis: Now it is even redefining the grammatical parts of speech!


~David D.G.

12/27/2006 6:02:35 PM

Seomah

Is grammar also science? If so, supersport might be proud of his disbelief in grammar.

The verb for supersport is 'stupid'.

12/27/2006 6:06:12 PM

Matilde

Can I \"faith\"?, WTF?

12/27/2006 6:08:56 PM

Adrian

Life is a noun. Live is a verb. And faith is a noun.

12/27/2006 6:10:10 PM

Mister Spak

Here's the magic of life as I see it: Supersport is able to use a computer well enough to post something on the internet.


12/27/2006 6:23:20 PM

Coffee

But we have no proof that when he puts on his shoes and socks, it's not in that order.

12/27/2006 6:26:21 PM

retrow

Take the verb faith, and faith it up your ass!

12/27/2006 6:44:17 PM

Gadren

*smashes head into keyboard repeatedly*

No...it's not possible...how can anyone be this idiotic?!

12/27/2006 6:49:11 PM

Current

I think you mean noun.
By the way, so is atheism.

EDIT: while checking the context, I found that he redefined life to be a verb because \"no matter how tall these mountains [of evidence] are, life can never be explained by “things.” Life is not a noun…Life is a verb.\" That still doesn't explain how faith is a verb, though. Or how both being verbs or nouns means anything.

12/27/2006 6:51:57 PM

JustinGG

Even if life and faith were verbs, what is supersport's point?

12/27/2006 7:11:24 PM

Mister Spak

She may mean life is something that moves around and does things, faith is also something that moves around and does things, and that makes them verbs.(nouns are things like \"rock\" and \"shoe\" that just sit there.)

Christianity is a living faith, not a dead superstition like roman catholicism. I see how that could make a fundie think a word that is normally a noun becomes a verb by the power of some kind of magic.

12/27/2006 7:42:16 PM

David D.G.

<< Christianity is a living faith, not a dead superstition like roman catholicism. >>

Mister Spak: PLEASE tell me you were just spouting your interpretation of the fundie mindset, in what you expect would be its own words, when you typed this!


~David D.G.

12/27/2006 7:46:59 PM

Ed


12/27/2006 8:28:38 PM

Old Viking

Wrong on both.

12/27/2006 8:55:24 PM

Random Guy

I'd like to speak to your English teacher.

12/27/2006 9:13:24 PM

WritingIsMyReligion

No, \"life\" is a noun. As is \"faith.\" Thanks for playing.

12/27/2006 9:25:52 PM

whitewater55

SS - haven't you heard? Life is but a dream, sweetheart. As in merrily merrily, merrily.
Stupersport is in a class by himself. They used to call it the \"special opportunity class\" when I was in grade school.
I wonder if his real name is Ed, as in special Ed. 'Cause that little post was realy special.

12/27/2006 9:55:47 PM

Ed

I hope not...

12/27/2006 9:57:17 PM

John

Here, SS, maybe this will help: Third Grade Activities

12/27/2006 10:15:37 PM

upallnite

I'm going to \"faith\" the snot out of SS with a clue bat.


12/27/2006 10:35:25 PM

Julian

Living is an adjective or a verb.
Supersport is a fuckwit or a turd.

12/27/2006 10:45:31 PM

[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

Hmmmm... fun with words....

\"Supersport\" is a noun. So is \"stupidity\". Both begin with the letter \"S\". So does STFU. Aha, there's the verb I wanted!

12/27/2006 10:57:46 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Might as well faith it, supersport is too dumb to life.

12/27/2006 11:27:04 PM
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