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#128128
Incubusion
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Well sheet, you gots me convinced. Yous the new Shakespearian dudes.
By the way, the verb is live you moron.
12/27/2006 5:37:44 PM
#128135
Doctor Whom
Since \"life\" is a noun, I find it interesting that \"disbelief\" and \"apostasy\" are also nouns.
12/27/2006 5:58:44 PM
#128139
David D.G.
The Fundie Word Redefinition Project has reached its apotheosis: Now it is even redefining the grammatical parts of speech!
~David D.G.
12/27/2006 6:02:35 PM
#128142
Seomah
Is grammar also science? If so, supersport might be proud of his disbelief in grammar.
The verb for supersport is 'stupid'.
12/27/2006 6:06:12 PM
#128148
Matilde
Can I \"faith\"?, WTF?
12/27/2006 6:08:56 PM
#128150
Adrian
Life is a noun. Live is a verb. And faith is a noun.
12/27/2006 6:10:10 PM
#128164
Mister Spak
Here's the magic of life as I see it: Supersport is able to use a computer well enough to post something on the internet.
12/27/2006 6:23:20 PM
#128169
Coffee
But we have no proof that when he puts on his shoes and socks, it's not in that order.
12/27/2006 6:26:21 PM
#128176
retrow
Take the verb faith, and faith it up your ass!
12/27/2006 6:44:17 PM
#128181
Gadren
*smashes head into keyboard repeatedly*
No...it's not possible...how can anyone be this idiotic?!
12/27/2006 6:49:11 PM
#128183
Current
I think you mean noun.
By the way, so is atheism.
EDIT: while checking the context, I found that he redefined life to be a verb because \"no matter how tall these mountains [of evidence] are, life can never be explained by “things.” Life is not a noun…Life is a verb.\" That still doesn't explain how faith is a verb, though. Or how both being verbs or nouns means anything.
12/27/2006 6:51:57 PM
#128189
JustinGG
Even if life and faith were verbs, what is supersport's point?
12/27/2006 7:11:24 PM
#128196
Mister Spak
She may mean life is something that moves around and does things, faith is also something that moves around and does things, and that makes them verbs.(nouns are things like \"rock\" and \"shoe\" that just sit there.)
Christianity is a living faith, not a dead superstition like roman catholicism. I see how that could make a fundie think a word that is normally a noun becomes a verb by the power of some kind of magic.
12/27/2006 7:42:16 PM
#128200
David D.G.
<< Christianity is a living faith, not a dead superstition like roman catholicism. >>
Mister Spak: PLEASE tell me you were just spouting your interpretation of the fundie mindset, in what you expect would be its own words, when you typed this!
~David D.G.
12/27/2006 7:46:59 PM
#128208
Ed
12/27/2006 8:28:38 PM
#128232
Old Viking
Wrong on both.
12/27/2006 8:55:24 PM
#128248
Random Guy
I'd like to speak to your English teacher.
12/27/2006 9:13:24 PM
#128260
WritingIsMyReligion
No, \"life\" is a noun. As is \"faith.\" Thanks for playing.
12/27/2006 9:25:52 PM
#128305
whitewater55
SS - haven't you heard? Life is but a dream, sweetheart. As in merrily merrily, merrily.
Stupersport is in a class by himself. They used to call it the \"special opportunity class\" when I was in grade school.
I wonder if his real name is Ed, as in special Ed. 'Cause that little post was realy special.
12/27/2006 9:55:47 PM
#128307
Ed
I hope not...
12/27/2006 9:57:17 PM
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12/27/2006 10:15:37 PM
#128331
upallnite
I'm going to \"faith\" the snot out of SS with a clue bat.
12/27/2006 10:35:25 PM
#128342
Julian
Living is an adjective or a verb.
Supersport is a fuckwit or a turd.
12/27/2006 10:45:31 PM
#128347
[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]
Hmmmm... fun with words....
\"Supersport\" is a noun. So is \"stupidity\". Both begin with the letter \"S\". So does STFU. Aha, there's the verb I wanted!
12/27/2006 10:57:46 PM
#128358
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Might as well faith it, supersport is too dumb to life.
12/27/2006 11:27:04 PM
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