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Quote# 18673

"[Supersport has trouble comprehending basic grammar. Film at eleven.]

And here’s the magic of life as I see it: Since life is a verb, I find it interesting that faith is also a verb."

supersport, CARM.org 82 Comments [12/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture
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#128361
[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

*snork*

Jez FTW!

12/27/2006 11:35:37 PM
#128368
David D.G.

Rimshot for Jezebel's Evil Sister!


~David D.G.

12/27/2006 11:58:58 PM
#128370
The Jamo

*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

12/28/2006 12:02:21 AM
#128383
Madame Scarlet

Life and faith are both nouns. Bullshit is also a noun. Two words being the same part of speech doesn't mean anything, at all.

12/28/2006 12:18:37 AM
#128393
Miss Sweet

Oh shit, I think he just robbed me of two IQ points.

12/28/2006 12:40:29 AM
#128439
pauline

\"Would you care to life with me?\"
\"Sorry, I'm going to be faithing all day!\"

12/28/2006 3:06:07 AM
#128456
Sarah

...

12/28/2006 3:30:32 AM
#128496
Napoleon the Clown

Supersport, please please PLEASE stop huffing paint thinner.

12/28/2006 5:49:51 AM
#128502
PhantasyElementz

*grabs red correction pen and scribbles obscenities all over the computer screen*
The stupid... it burns...

12/28/2006 5:59:49 AM
#128511
Redhunter

No, but 'fist' can be a verb.

12/28/2006 6:23:54 AM
#128552
Hensley

Sure, he faiths, she faiths, and I faith you.

12/28/2006 10:46:48 AM
#128564
D'oh

Equally interesting is that idiot is also a verb.

12/28/2006 12:37:52 PM
#128574
Mister Spak

David D. G. ;

I were just spouting my interpretation of the fundie mindset, in what I expect would be its own words, when I typed this!

12/28/2006 1:18:30 PM
#128590
ND

It is just not possible for a person to be THAT stupid! How the fuck does this guy manage to get through a day without being run over by a truck?

12/28/2006 2:17:41 PM
#128620
Tzelmel

Yes...

I faith, you faith, we all faith together....

12/28/2006 3:44:08 PM
#128924
Barbarian

That's right, we don't need no motherfaithin' grammar skills.

12/28/2006 10:59:56 PM
#326857
Melange

They ARE both nouns, moron. Live IS a verb (or an adjective depending on pronounciation and context) and people HAVE faith or ARE faithful.

LEARN grammar, next time.

11/3/2007 1:26:34 PM
#734635
A. Person

XD

I just found this one while I was sifting though some links. This has got to be my favorite one on this site.

10/25/2008 2:21:16 PM
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scubajesus

No! Stop! Stop faithing me!

10/25/2008 2:25:45 PM
#734650
Grigadil

Interesting indeed, Stuporsquirt.

Snuff porn, starring your very own neurons.

10/25/2008 2:38:14 PM
#734694
a mind far far away

What...in...the...holy hell...is stupidshit spouting now? I wanted to literally cry when I read this. Changing two nouns into verbs is magic, alright. But here's the real magic of life; that ss can actually get out of bed and dress himself on his own, turn the computer on, find a website, and type words. This is too funny for words. Whenever I feel down or angry, I always hope to see something from supersport, who can make me laugh until my head explodes from the stupid.

10/25/2008 3:33:43 PM
#734703
anti-nonsense

failed elementary school English obviously. As well as elementary school science, and probably everything else.

10/25/2008 4:06:52 PM
#734713
Bad Influence

EPIC FAIL.

10/25/2008 4:31:47 PM
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Dr. Shrinker

Rant is a verb.
Pointless is an adverb

Mix 'em up, put them together and you have this post

11/28/2008 3:16:41 PM
#1002879


None of the two are verbs. Unless you think that verb is..............ok, forget it.

8/8/2009 3:43:48 PM
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