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“Intelligent Design versus Evolution” is a new board game that was designed by actor Kirk Cameron and best-selling author Ray Comfort, to help fight against the what they maintain is the brainwashing of an entire generation.

Cameron said, “We are very excited about this game because it presents both sides of the creation evolution argument, and in doing so, shows that the contemporary theory of evolution is perhaps the greatest hoax of modern times.”

Comfort explains, “Intelligent Design Versus Evolution is unique in that the playing pieces are small rubber brains. We used the brains because want players to use their brains. The incentive is to play for ‘brain’ cards, and the team or individual with the most brains wins. There are brains all over the game, because we want to make people think deeply about what they believe.

“This is because the average person doesn’t know that the evolutionist lives by a blind faith in an unscientific theory (a theory that one scientist called a 'fairy-tale for grown-ups’). Through the game we show the irrational nature of evolution, using their own beliefs and quotes. This explains why evolutionists have a special language, something we call ‘the language of speculation,’ where they use words like ‘We believe, perhaps, probably, maybe, could have . . . ’ They can’t speak of their theory without it.”

Cameron adds, “To believe in evolutionary ‘transitional forms’ is to hold to the belief that one species evolved into another. However, there is no scientific evidence of any species evolving into another—not in creation, nor in the ‘fossil record.’ Most people don’t know that."

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, Assist News Service 56 Comments [12/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#1365358
JDE

"We are very excited about this game because it presents both sides of the creation evolution argument, and in doing so, shows that the contemporary theory of evolution is perhaps the greatest hoax of modern times."

Sort of like your acting career.

1/11/2012 6:27:57 PM

#1365369
Dr.Shrinker

“We are very excited about this game because it presents both sides of the creation evolution argument,..."

The man who invented the "crocoduck" is in no position to discuss evolution.

1/11/2012 7:50:50 PM

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I think all the irony meters in the universe have exploded.

1/11/2012 8:27:45 PM

#1365415
Big Jilm

"Failed Sitcom Stars" is a board game about the happenings of shit-stained washed-up actors.

You can even play as Kirk's favorite game piece -a goddamned banana or as Ray Comfort's favorite -a clown shoe.

Popular squares to land on are "Growing Pains" where you get molested by a pervy guy and his friend "Boner" until you go directly to Jail to hang with the cast of Diff'rent Strokes.

Kirk's favorite square is Screech's Pile.

1/12/2012 7:34:27 AM

#1365487
Anon-e-moose

"“Intelligent Design versus Evolution” is a new board game that was designed by actor Kirk Cameron and best-selling author Ray Comfort, to help fight against the what they maintain is the brainwashing of an entire generation."

I can see it now...:

(*Rolls dice, places token on square; picks up 'Dolly Parton' card... er, I mean 'Community Chest' card X3 reads*):

'Intelligent Design has been decided against by a Conservative Christian judge - appointed by a Conservative Christian president who believes in Creationism; who in turn was voted in (twice) by Christian Conservatives who believe in Creationism, such as the creators of this game you are playing now - in Kitzmiller vs. Dover. Go to FAIL. Go directly to FAIL. Do not pass 'GO'. Do not collect £200. You have not only lost the game, but this game has lost itself.'

“Intelligent Design versus Evolution”. Not available in even crap toy stores, never mind all good ones. >:D

1/12/2012 10:18:40 AM

#1365490
Quantum Mechanic

Evidence motherfucker, do you have any? No?
Then STFU.
Idiots.

1/12/2012 10:20:11 AM
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